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    MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    Hey Kim, I hate to break this to you, but your heat isn't even close to the heat that Britney gets on a regular basis.
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    Image of belle TL belle TL
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    Turning something of MJ's into a diamond is totally something out of Footballers' Wive$, yet I feel he it's something he would completely approve of--both the diamond and the reference to the insane BBC soap opera.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    I looked up Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, and they have about 45,000 PEOPLE. Clearly, magic really was involved.
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    Image of KitCatCadillac KitCatCadillac
    07/25/09


    @Sarah Dove: Well, as it says in the article, it was more like 80 signs. Still pretty funny, but not as funny as this: Unrelated, Wauwatosa is the Potawatomi word for firefly.
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    Image of alovelydissenter alovelydissenter
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    ...Um, Margaret? 80 stop signs were changed to read "Stop Voldemort" in a 45,000 population town. Changing that many stop signs would really take some wizardly prowess.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    I really miss Wisconsin! This time of the year. Not in February.
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    If the diamonds from MJ's hair are then used to bedazzle a white glove, THEN I'm on board.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    So, on the Eminem album, did Dominic West use his own, British accented voice or that of his hotty Wire character, Jimmy McNulty?
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    Image of bigazzkidlisberger bigazzkidlisberger
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    Ok, its official--I've fallen for Megan Fox. I'm on the team of anyone who can so casually work butthole virginity into a conversation.
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    tobaccoflower promoted this comment Edited by bigazzkidlisberger at 07/24/09 7:45 PM bigazzkidlisberger was starred bigazzkidlisberger was unstarred
    Image of tobaccoflower tobaccoflower
    07/24/09

    @bigazzkid: i couldn't agree more wholeheartedly... but i've been clammy for megan fox a long time come'n
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    If you can make diamonds out of hair, my bathtub drain is full of money right now. I'M RICH!!!
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    Well, my shit's already gold nuggets, so this diamond business really isn't all that exciting.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/24/09

    In reply to MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
    You can make hair into diamonds?? Why? How? Is this gross or is this amazing? I just don't know.
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    07/24/09

    @NellMood: Apparently yes. I'm not really sure how it's done, but I've heard of people getting wedding rings grown in a lab from their spouse's DNA.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    07/24/09

    @NellMood: it's kind of both. And bizzare. Somehow it seems fitting, though.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/24/09

    @Margaret: I don't understand it but I will demand nothing less for my wedding ring.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/24/09

    @MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: I know, it's SO fitting. It's like the most perfect piece of news I've ever read. Like, of course they would make diamonds out of a 25 year old piece of Michael Jackson's hair- what else would they do with it?
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    Image of BatCat! BatCat!
    07/24/09

    @NellMood: When my grandpa died, grandma for a while considered turning his ashes into a gem and making a necklace or ring out of him which is apparently also possible. She felt he didn't buy her enough jewelry when he was alive so it was going to be her way of amending that.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/24/09

    @BatCat!: I like your grandma's attitude, first of all. Secondly, I feel like a whole new world has been opened to me. Jewelry out of ashes? Wow.
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    Image of Residentdrunkgirl Residentdrunkgirl
    07/24/09

    @BatCat!: I want to be made into a piece of an artificial reef when I go. Fuck being stuck in a jewelry box, I want to see fishes!
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    07/24/09

    @NellMood: Yeah, anything carbon-rich can be turned into a diamond. It is gross and amazing, all at the same time. I recently read about two sisters who lost their dad to cancer when they were 8 and 10 years old, and the family had his ashes made into two lemon-yellow diamonds for the girls to keep, and wear if they wanted to.

    I know. Totally icky, and yet strangely lovely. But seriously, lab-created diamonds are fucking cool. You can even make diamonds out of peanut butter. Apparently all the nitrogen in them makes 'em come out emerald green. Awesome, eh?
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    07/24/09

    @NellMood: I vote gross, and I wonder who's going to get these diamonds. Family? Friends? The highest bidder?
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