The title of this says it all...everyone cool in LA and Malibu just goes to a party and looks bored and pissed off for a couple hours, then leaves. So, dancing like this, unless, of course, you are smoking hot Playboy material, and the guys think it's hot, is cause for embarrassment, and embarrassment is cause for rehab. Stop having fun Holly! #thehillsjoefrancis
Is it just me or does Holly seem like the only fun one on The Hills? When she was dancing, all I could think was, why won't those sticks in the mud get up and dance?? Stay strong and drunk, Holly!!! #thehillsjoefrancis
It's like these people have never seen Intervention before.
If they want to get the narrative right, Holly needs to be sneaking beers all day at work, and chugging mouthwash before passing out on the lawn, and then they need to get her beleaguered, co-dependent children to threaten to quit driving her to the liquor store before school. An insincere hug from she-Pratt isn't going to cut it.
This show can even make the judgmental melodrama boring. #thehillsjoefrancis
I was confused why they told Holly that she needed to go to rehab. I mean, that seemed a bit excessive. Tons of my friends drink "too much" but I wouldn't say enough to where they need to go to rehab for it. Also, I didn't find Holly's behavior to be super drunky.
If anyone has shown to be super drunky, it's that drama queen, Jayde. Ugh, I hate that girl. She starts a fight with the first sentence she says by saying something snarky and immature "Oh, I didn't say hi since I saw you talking to Kristin." And then feigns surprise when Brody reacts negatively and cries foul, "why are you mad!?" Then to top it off, she has the balls to talk shit about him to her friends while he's at the same party. Um, how old is this girl? 16. I would have dumped her for that alone.
See, I said last week that Brody and Jayde were the type of couple that constantly fought, that no one liked together (specifically, no one liked Jayde), but that they stay together for YEARS for unknown reasons. I remain correct. #thehillsjoefrancis
@JinxyMcDeath: Why do you believe you know the real Jayde and Brody from watching this fake scripted show? That's their storyline. Seriously, hating on a girl you see for 2 minutes on a fake show? To spend time writing not just comments but paragraphs about her? Relax....you don't know her, she is not someone in your life. Save your energy for something real. #thehillsjoefrancis
@phoenixgirl70: Oh ok, thanks girl who doesn't know me. I've been laying awake at night thinking about Jayde and Brody and their relationship now for weeks. So, I appreciate your intevention. #thehillsjoefrancis
Things I would rather do than hang out with any of these people:
- have really dry drunk sex for a month-- the kind that you know is fruitless but you just keep drunkenly doing, until one or both of you is like, I am just too impaired for this, and then you go to sleep, and the next day you have that residual "dry sex vagina" feeling.
- study for a SEC sponsored test about taxation of invesmtents
- drink warmed up tequila and chocolate milk
- hug Michael Vick
I wonder if anyone watches this group of dead-eyed vanilla with the price jacked up and thinks, you know, I really think that these people are fucking rad. Do they? Oh, god. #thehillsjoefrancis
@morninggloria: At first, I read your top bullet as "dry drunk" sex, as in sex with a dry drunk. Like sex with George W Bush (which you could probably add to your list of things you would rather do than hang out with these people). #thehillsjoefrancis
@Ruby_de_la_Booby: I don't know that I'd rather have sex with George W. Bush than be friends with a cast member from The Hills or The Fame Whores or The Oblivious Californians or whatever the show's going to be called in the future. I'd probably let George W. Bush get to second base, though. #thehillsjoefrancis
@missheidilynn: Me too. I love that this is like so totally out of control, like woah for them. They seriously must be the most boring people alive. #thehillsjoefrancis
Until Holly wakes up with her head in a birdcage and a yellow canary plucking out her eyebrows, she doesn't have a drinking problem. #thehillsjoefrancis
i'm convinced that the fact holly that has a "drinking problem" actually means she is perfectly fine; excessive drinking would be the only normal, healthy reaction to being on the hills.
Can someone make a reality show where they pay Lindsay Lohan to get her GED and like volunteer at an animal shelter once a week? I would watch and support it. #lindsaylohan
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If that is what equals alcoholism, 89% of Australians would need to go to rehab. #thehillsjoefrancis
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If they want to get the narrative right, Holly needs to be sneaking beers all day at work, and chugging mouthwash before passing out on the lawn, and then they need to get her beleaguered, co-dependent children to threaten to quit driving her to the liquor store before school. An insincere hug from she-Pratt isn't going to cut it.
This show can even make the judgmental melodrama boring. #thehillsjoefrancis
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If anyone has shown to be super drunky, it's that drama queen, Jayde. Ugh, I hate that girl. She starts a fight with the first sentence she says by saying something snarky and immature "Oh, I didn't say hi since I saw you talking to Kristin." And then feigns surprise when Brody reacts negatively and cries foul, "why are you mad!?" Then to top it off, she has the balls to talk shit about him to her friends while he's at the same party. Um, how old is this girl? 16. I would have dumped her for that alone.
See, I said last week that Brody and Jayde were the type of couple that constantly fought, that no one liked together (specifically, no one liked Jayde), but that they stay together for YEARS for unknown reasons. I remain correct. #thehillsjoefrancis
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- have really dry drunk sex for a month-- the kind that you know is fruitless but you just keep drunkenly doing, until one or both of you is like, I am just too impaired for this, and then you go to sleep, and the next day you have that residual "dry sex vagina" feeling.
- study for a SEC sponsored test about taxation of invesmtents
- drink warmed up tequila and chocolate milk
- hug Michael Vick
I wonder if anyone watches this group of dead-eyed vanilla with the price jacked up and thinks, you know, I really think that these people are fucking rad. Do they? Oh, god. #thehillsjoefrancis
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I can't help but dance in the market when I am at Fresh and Easy...they just play such amazing music my body has to move!!! #thehillsjoefrancis
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