Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs

Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing… » 8/20/13 9:00am 8/20/13 9:00am

The Irresistible and Totally Frustrating Allure of Brody Jenner

Earlier this week, I wrote about an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, in which Brody Jenner and his stepmother got into a heated debate about the meaning of their rich, rich life and their complex familial relationship. What should have been an easy assignment was difficult to get through, however, because… » 8/10/13 3:00pm 8/10/13 3:00pm

Was There an Actual 'Real' Moment on The Kardashians Last Night?

There's been no love lost between Brody Jenner and his stepmother Kris Jenner on this season of Keeping Up with Kardashians. Since the Kimye baby apparently wasn't a surefire way to make sure the ratings of the show skyrocketed, the family has spent this season trying to make Brody, his brother Brandon and Brandon's… » 8/05/13 3:20pm 8/05/13 3:20pm

New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was… » 6/06/13 9:00am 6/06/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Calling Women Bitches Is Offensive Now That Jay-Z Has a Kid

A wise woman (Janeane Garofalo) once said: "My friend, he had a baby and he said, ‘I get it now. It's the greatest thing that's happened to me and now I realize it's not all about me.' You didn't know that?! You're 42 and you didn't know that it's not all about you?" And in that vein I'd like to direct an eye-roll in… » 1/17/12 9:00am 1/17/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Is The World's Saddest Party Crasher


America's favorite shame machine, Lindsay Lohan, has embarrassed herself yet again! This time, right after finishing her shoot for Playboy, she showed up at a party being held for the movie J. Edgar at the Roosevelt Hotel. The only problem? She wasn't invited. Look away now if you don't like to watch people throw… » 11/06/11 11:00am 11/06/11 11:00am