"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:
Calling Women Bitches Is Offensive Now That Jay-Z Has a Kid
A wise woman (Janeane Garofalo) once said: "My friend, he had a baby and he said, ‘I get it now. It's the greatest thing that's happened to me and now I realize it's not all about me.' You didn't know that?! You're 42 and you didn't know that it's not all about you?" And in that vein I'd like to direct an eye-roll in the …
Lindsay Lohan Is The World's Saddest Party Crasher
America's favorite shame machine, Lindsay Lohan, has embarrassed herself yet again! This time, right after finishing her shoot for Playboy, she showed up at a party being held for the movie J. Edgar at the Roosevelt Hotel. The only problem? She wasn't invited. Look away now if you don't like to watch people throw…
Celebs Turn To God After Japan Earthquake
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone—from Snooki to Snoop—is putting Japan in their prayers. Do all these people actually even pray? Or is that something that they just think they should say. Also, some celebs aren't letting this kind of tweet stop them from also self-promoting.
Celebs Vote Because They Care About The Issues
Today in Tweet Beat, Brody Jenner is doing his part to make sure that marijuana is legalized for recreational use in California. Plus, Danielle Staub is still trying to get her own show.
Mel Gibson's Dad Calls Pope A "Homosexual, Anti-Pope"
- In a radio interview this weekend Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton Gibson, declared that the Catholic Church won't address controversial issues like homosexuality because, "half of the people there in the Vatican are queer," including the Pope.
Spencer Pratt Crashes The Hills Red Carpet In Disguise
Spencer Pratt wasn't invited to last night's Hills finale event at The Roosevelt Hotel, so he attempted to sneak in by wearing a fat suit and old man makeup. His costume, JustinBobby, Kelly Cutrone and more after the jump.
