So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.

In Season of the Witch, "14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague." Which doesn't explain all the Real Housewives at the premiere. Or their clothes.

• Earlier today, it was reported that Tony Parker had filed for divorce from Eva Longoria Parker in Texas. Her rep says the story "is 100% false," but she canceled an upcoming TV appearance with Anderson Cooper, so obviously something's up.

Those of us outside of La-La land may not know Los Angeles Confidential Magazine's Fall Fashion issue. But, believe me, we can all enjoy the star-studded celebration at The London West Hollywood!

• A smattering of guy-centric sites have decided that August 4 should be A Day Without Megan Fox:

• Is Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's friendship in trouble? A source says:

• "i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here's the visual... two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me... one of them being, 'Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?'…

It's probably not a happy thing that I was this psyched that ESPN's "ESPY Awards" took place last night in L.A. But it's been so long since we had a real live awards show to critique! Of course, ESPYs are a little off the beaten track, in that you get a liberal dose of athletes sprinkled amongst the usual Listers.…