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<![CDATA[Like, Totally Tubular. Not.]]> The poster for the Gossip Girl spin-off, Valley Girls, has been leaked. Consensus is: Lame. Does '80s Lily van der Woodsen need bigger hair and way more accessories, or is it just me? [Videogum]

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<![CDATA[Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle]]> This video (embedded after the jump) is jam-packed with stars, but the best part? Watching Brody Jenner wax intellectual. Plus: Justin Long partying underwater. Zac Efron's sad face is pretty great too. [Funny or Die]

Zac Efron's Pool Party from Zac Efron
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<![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Yikes! Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car crash in Mississippi last night. He had to be airlifted from the scene of the accident to a hospital in Memphis, Tenn. We hope Morgan and his female passenger are both OK! • Nikki Blonsky's Hairspray costar, Brittany Snow, defends Nikki and her father's assault arrest last week by repeating how good of a person Nikki is over and over. Meanwhile, an actual celebrity, Zac Efron, spoke to Nikki after her arrest "for awhile." • American Idol executive producer, Nigel Lythgoe, has jumped off the Idol sinking ship and is shifting his attention to his other show, So You Think You Can Dance. [TMZ, People, TMZ]

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<![CDATA[New Brittany Snow Flick About Molestation Features Severe Ball Trauma]]> Here's the trailer for the film On the Doll, starring Brittany Snow, which debuted online yesterday instead of in theaters. (You can download it for $9.99 on the website.) It was written and directed by Thomas Mignone, a music video director who has worked with rock bands like Cradle of Filth, Type O Negative, Mudvayne, Slipknot, System of a Down, and Sepultura, which means I've never seen his work before. When viewing the trailer, I couldn't exactly figure out what the movie was about — it seems like a dark story featuring young dominatrix-type hookers who punch men in the balls — but apparently it's really about people who have been the victims of molestation as children and the lasting affect such abuse has on them later in their lives. The title of the film refers to a common request asked by therapists of children who were victims of abuse: "Show me on the doll where he touched you." Apparently there are very graphic scenes in the movie, including one where two girls cut off their teacher's balls and then throw the ball sack out a car window.

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<![CDATA[Brittany Snow's Dress Is White As You-Know-What]]>

[Hollywood, April 9. Image via Flynet.]

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<![CDATA[The Critics Choice Awards: Where's Bjork When You Need Her?]]> The Critics Choice Awards were last night, and where there's an awards show, there's our take on who wore the good, the bad, & the ugly. Frankly, we think that anyone who would show and fail to support the striking writers is pretty ugly in our book. But of the dark-hearted folks who did show — well, it was all a little blah. Marion Cotillard, who played Edith Piaf in this year's La Vie En Rose gave Kyra Sedgewick (left) a run for her money for the evening's best dressed. But see for yourself: Cotillard, Amanda Bynes' wide stance, Marcia Gay Harden's ill-supported boobs, Brittany Snow's too shiny dress and more, all after the jump.



The Good:
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Marion Cotillard proves that French women do everything better, Emily Deschanel gives her sister a run for her money for title of "Prettiest Deschanel," and Hal Holbrook and Dixie Carter are just too cute for words and we love them.

The Bad:
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Sorry, we can't even comment on Amanda Bynes' lilac frock, we're too distracted by her wide stance; Queen Latifah sports one of the most desperate polyster looking pantsuits we've ever seen; and Marcia Gay Harden needs a better bra and less Botox.

The Ugly:
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Brittany Snow shines in all the wrong ways, Anna Sophia Robb looks like she made a wrong turn on her way to a deubtante ball, and Julian Schnabel might be a brilliant filmmaker, but when it comes to his taste in clothes: Oy.

[All images via Bauer-Griffin]

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