Did You Know Uggs Mean You Have Chlamydia?

These days, hating Uggs has become a bit of a cliché. So one writer decided to kick things up a notch, by plotting the boots on a "Scale of Whoredom" from "Sorority Slut" to truck-stop prostitute. Apparently you can tell by a lady's footwear if she has breast implants, a history of sex work, or an STI. » 1/23/12 2:50pm 1/23/12 2:50pm