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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    If there are "pro-gay rights" are there also "anti-gay rights"? I kid - Miss USA's heart seems to be in the right place, although she might want to lose the "pro-".
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    I know we're snarking on celebrities losing their money, but can I just point out that a significant part reduction in Eltons Johns assets is because he donated 42 million (million!) pounds (pounda! not $) to charity.


    and with that, i am done hating on him. for today.

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    04/24/09

    @rd2uk: That's good to hear - although I think he should, he's a moon orbiting planet Oprah in financial terms though.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    My brain smooshed the Redman and Taylor Swift quotes together and I thought Taylor was singing the weed gospel. It was a very confusing couple of seconds. In related news, I think I need another cup of coffee.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    You know, a lot of people have a lot of opinions about Steve-O, but he seems to be discussing his addiction and recovery in a surprisingly honest fashion, from realizing that he needed help to feeling triggered now in sober life. I respect that.


    Taylor Swift bores me to tears.


    Heidi and Spencer's wedding will be awesome only if someone firebombs it. And they are the only two people hurt. (Friends and family are innocent in this trainwreck.)

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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    BI: John Travolta
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    ...RobPatz is doing slashy sex scenes? Oh yessssssssssss, yes dear, that is a good plan.
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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Dear Robert Pattinson,


    Yes. Yes, they do.


    *scurries off furtively*

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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Beyonce..... I will give you cooking lessons. Free of charge.


    Kim Kardashian..... keep this up and I may like you.

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    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Who appointed Courtney Love Foreclosure Gossip Queen? From tv stars to musicians to designers, she really seems to have her finger on the pulse of which B-listers are expecting visits from the repo man.
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    Image of novelidea novelidea
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Pattinson is playing Dali?? I have a hard time picturing this, though I hope he rocks it. <3Dali.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/24/09

    @novelidea: Apparently, he plays Young and Uptight Dali, which actually works fairly well (in my head, at least).
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    The movie poster for "Little Ashes" just looks like Edward Cullen with a funny mustache and turn of the century hair.


    [image.examiner.com]

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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Men who are allowed to wear white trousers:


    1-Thurston Howell III.


    2-Judge Smails (Ted Knight in Caddyshack)

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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    04/24/09

    @jeepgirl: I'm also willing to let Mike Brady get away with it.
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Dodai, you got that Kanye quote wrong. It was actually:
    RIHANNA IS AN AMAZING TALENT AND COLLABORATING WITH HER IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE!!!1!! SO GOOD SHE MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY MACBOOK AIR!!!!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Jesus Luz has a job, he totally walked the runway in a Jeffrey Fashion Cares fashion show


    You'll noticed he definitely DIDN'T walk the runway in the Tscheese Fashion Doesn't Even Slightly Care And Cannot Be Bothered fashion show.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/24/09

    @tscheese: You'll ALSO noticed that I cannot be bothered to use correct verb tenses this early in the morning.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/24/09

    @tscheese: It's too nice outside today to be worried about those silly verbs.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    04/24/09

    In reply to No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
    Ugh my closeted gay BI guess is always John Travolta. ALWAYS. But now I can't even bring my cold, shriveled heart to speak badly of him.
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