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    01:14 AM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Solve clues to go to wizard college? Whoa, will they adopt me???
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    Image of gangey gangey
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    I clicked through to the ear-candling video because I've been curious about the process ever since I worked at a Wild Oats. Huh. Looks exactly like you'd expect.

    But I was struck by how naturally gorgeous Jessica Simpson looked with no makeup and a burning thingie in her ear. Go, girl!
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    01:45 AM

    @gangey: The JS hate is ridonk. She's sweet, cute, and harmless.

    If MY hairdresser gave me an ear-candle kit, you bet your ass I'd be on YT with it. WTF, who wouldn't?

    Shit, I remember one awesome Jez editor talking about garlic up her candydish for.. uh, scientific purposes, and another recounting a 5day romance with a lost tampon... but Jessica Simpson gets the "Wtf are you posting this shit for?" treatment?

    Over the hate, I say. Unless its girl hate just for the sake of girl hate.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    If Jay-Z has really changed his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter (as opposed to just B changing hers), then my liking for him has just increased astronomically. I kind of doubt that it's true, but if it is true, then it's awesome.
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    Image of bangle bangle
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    My Christmas wish is for Paul Henry to stop being so embarrassing.
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    Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane promoted this comment bangle was starred bangle was unstarred
    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    12/21/09

    @bangle: Ah-men. The moustache incident? Terrible, I felt so sorry for that lady. Bring back Ali, she could keep Paul somewhat in line.

    In short, Paul Henry has said many many asshat-ish things, this is only the tip of the iceberg.
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    Image of marciax3 marciax3
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    "Beyonce wanted to keep the Knowles name alive because her parents had no boys."
    I hear that one is due in a couple of months, Bey.
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    t-yo3 promoted this comment marciax3 was starred marciax3 was unstarred
    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    12/21/09

    @marciax3: Oh, snap!
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/21/09

    @marciax3: Boo-yah!
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    dear carrie underwood,
    first of all, best wishes for your engagement.

    now, I know you are somewhat traditional, but I just wanted to ask you as a friend not to adopt your fiancee's name once you are married. You seem to work hard and have a nice story but I'm afraid you are no Carrie Fisher.

    love, Lucy
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    Image of alwayswrite alwayswrite
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    "New Zealand TV host Paul Henry, who said Susan Boyle was "starved of oxygen at birth" and "she is in fact retarded," has apologized saying, 'I am sorry that some people have taken what I said in a way that I never intended.'"

    Dear Mr. Henry,

    I am also sorry for those people. It would take a high degree of stupidity to misunderstand what you very clearly said.

    Alwayswrite

    PS - you're an asshat
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    keldo promoted this comment alwayswrite was starred alwayswrite was unstarred
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    12/21/09

    @alwayswrite: Yeah, there's very little room for interpretation there. Asshat indeed.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    Drugs are an easy way to keep weight off and your energy up. I wish it were not so, but it's true. I can honestly say that if I were in film for whatever reason, I would be totally fucked up. Not only that, but I can see how so many women drop weight just from the stress of being followed, performing in films (so many are not natural actors, and so many question their talents), having everything you say and do picked apart, including your looks. That kind of anxiety would straight up kill my appetite.

    I don't want to project that this was the case for Murphy. In fact, it didn't even cross my mind until I started reading media this morning. But I can't ignore the culture radiating through this industry that is so totally damaging. And we all feed into it. It's just sad. Really sad.

    I am a reasonably intelligent 30 year old and I am still not past the point where I am tempted to be a vulnerable, self-destructive, wasting away kind of person. It's almost like society worships this kind of female being who needs to be saved, but only when she is whip thin, doe-eyed or conforms to any kind of superficial way. It's super distressing.

    I think I might just be taking this personally, but having known people with EDs whose hearts have stopped and so many people with drug problems, I just know that even if it turns out that this is what happened with Murphy, none of them, none of us will take anything from it in any real way. And things will just go back to being the same.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/21/09

    @Penny: Yeah, almost every day I have to dismiss a fleeting thought that if I developed a raging coke habit the rest of my life would be happy even if shortened because I would be thin. And I ain't even an actress.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    @PilgrimSoul: And if this is an issue for average people, imagine being in Hollywood.

    The more this day has progressed, the sadder I've gotten about this.
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    Image of zu_zu zu_zu
    12/21/09

    @Penny: I have to say Brittany's death woke me the hell up. I *suspect* she had an ED - that's only because I have one and have had one for 20 years, the vast majority of my life. Saturday I was really bad off from the night before and kept thinking "okay is this the day?" because I know I'm playing Russian roulette with my life. I honestly can't believe I am still here - so seeing what happened to her, and we're roughly the same age - made me realize I needed to get some help (again). Regardless of whether or not she suffered from an ED, it hit me hard and I realized I was kidding myself that I could remain this way and still be here for the people who I love.
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment zu_zu was starred zu_zu was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/21/09

    @Penny: I think all the time about the boundaries in place in most people's lives that keep them from a raging drug habit, ie money, family, job, ect. So many of those things can't be done (or done long term)by your average joe with an incapacitating drug habit.

    It is astounding how many of these boundaries lift when you are rich and famous. Suddenly drugs are every where, done by everyone and money is no issue. You have people paid to cover your indiscretions. Who would not develop some sort of raging habit given those conditions?
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    12/21/09

    @Penny: The photo yahoo used to break the news was of a stick thin Britanny and with mention of cardiac arrest, my first thought was another Karen Carpenter type of death.
    Like you, if I was in that biz, I wish I could say I'd buck the system, but I know I would cave.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/21/09

    @zu_zu: Please hang in there, kiddo. Acknowledging that things are rough right now, and asking for help to get through it is the very hardest part - it really is. Things do get easier, bit by steady bit.

    And fuck me, I'd miss you if you weren't around. Even strangers on the internet love you, so it's time to give yourself a break, okay?
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    Image of HadwinBabazoid HadwinBabazoid
    12/21/09

    @zu_zu: take care of yourself. I know it's hard (it took me a long time to seek therapy, and now, to stay in it) but you deserve it. Knowing that my heart could basically give out any day and losing my life (not just my life, but all that makes it vibrant, worthwhile, and even fun sometimes) is just not worth the security that the ED offers. It's a lonely, false security. Wishing you a good recovery-- it's long and annoying as hell, but you deserve to life a long full life.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment HadwinBabazoid was starred HadwinBabazoid was unstarred
    Image of zu_zu zu_zu
    12/21/09

    @A Small Turnip: Thank you :)
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    zu_zu was starred zu_zu was unstarred
    Image of zu_zu zu_zu
    12/21/09

    @HadwinBabazoid: Thanks :)
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    I remember when the original Supergirl movie came out. My mom had given me some sort of promotional magazine with Helen Slater on the cover, and I was convinced it would be the best movie of all time and win every Oscar there was.

    I mostly remember being very disappointed.
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    Image of icyblonde icyblonde
    12/21/09

    @la.donna.pietra: While I know it didn't win every Oscar there was, are you implying that it WASN'T the best movie of all time?!
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment icyblonde was starred icyblonde was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/21/09

    @icyblonde: Sadly, I am confirming it.

    An investigation on Wikipedia does inform me that the director's cut was released on DVD in 2006 with about 50 minutes of footage added to the theatrical release, which might go a long way towards restoring best-ness.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/21/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Are you fucking kidding me? Supergirl and the omegahedron RULED YOUR FACE. Kara-El crushed rocks, for god's sake!

    Take back what you said! Take it back!
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    Image of icyblonde icyblonde
    12/21/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Oo, director's cut?! Merry Christmas to me!

    Santa, to the interwebz!
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    icyblonde was starred icyblonde was unstarred
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    12/21/09

    @A Small Turnip: *patpat* She didn't mean it. Supergirl is awesome. Everyone knows that.
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment icyblonde was starred icyblonde was unstarred
    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/21/09

    @icyblonde: I know. I know. I've just about pulled myself together now. Pietra was just trying to get a rise out of me - she's naughty like that, you know. Does it all the time.

    And now I'm going to have to investigate this director's cut thingy too. 20 years on, I feel like I'm ready to watch it again and be stunned by the earth-shaking cinematic genius once more.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/21/09

    @A Small Turnip: There's supposedly a 150-minute version hidden in the vaults somewhere. I bet that shit knocks out Citizen Kane.
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    some "friends" of Brittany. gah.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/21/09

    @Scout: Yeah, a real classy bunch.
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of msdisc msdisc
    12/21/09

    @Scout: I love how they wait until the person's gone. If I were a friend, I would go "Intervention" on my friend's ass.
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    Scout promoted this comment msdisc was starred msdisc was unstarred
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    12/21/09

    @msdisc: there is something to be said for the ability to keep one's mouth shut about business which is personal. Now, this information does nothing but work to damage a dead girl's reputation without her around to defend herself. (not that she would need to anyhow)

    you know what they say about "with friends like that ..."
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    Image of AmbiguouslyStraightUno AmbiguouslyStraightUno
    12/21/09

    @msdisc: Interventions don't always work.
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment AmbiguouslyStraightUno was starred AmbiguouslyStraightUno was unstarred
    Image of AmbivalentAlumna AmbivalentAlumna
    12/21/09

    @Scout: I think in this case it's possible that 'Brittany's friends' could be code for 'writers from The Sun'.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment AmbivalentAlumna was starred AmbivalentAlumna was unstarred
    Image of msdisc msdisc
    12/21/09

    @AmbiguouslyStraightUno: True. But I would feel much better to have helped somewhat than for my friend to pass and I start saying "Oh, you know he/she was addicted to XYZ. I saw it from the beginning." What good does that do, you know?
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    12/21/09

    In reply to Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
    Entertainer of the year? I'm sure that Taylor Swift is a great person, but has anybody else heard her try to sing live? It ain't pretty. It's not so much that she's out of tune, but her voice is very thin and lacks any kind of tonal quality.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/21/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: She should win an award for playing someone MUCH YOUNGER than 20 years old. How long are they going to try to call her a teenager?
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/21/09

    @Tippi Hedren: To her credit, she was a teenager until 8 days ago.
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/21/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Did you call yourself a teenager when you were 19? I feel like she's trying to act like she's 16.
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    Image of TheBigSalad TheBigSalad
    12/21/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Haha. I've always found her to be slightly irritating and now I'm thinking that might be why.
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    Tippi Hedren promoted this comment TheBigSalad was starred TheBigSalad was unstarred
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    12/21/09

    @TheBigSalad: I'm not a fan of the whole "goody two shoes" schtick. Even if it's not an act.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/21/09

    @Tippi Hedren: I did, actually; for some reason, I was very into being a teenager.
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
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    12/21/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Well. I like you a lot more than I like Taylor.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Actually, a friend of a source of a roommate tells me Michelle was impregnated by Ted Kennedy before he died (as opposed to after) and that the only reasonable thing to do was to put the child in a Portugese Water Dog costume and act so happy that Ted "gave" the family a new "pet."
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    Image of swat1227 swat1227
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    What, no J&K+8? It wouldn't have been 2009 without that train wreck.
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    SunburnedCounsel promoted this comment swat1227 was starred swat1227 was unstarred
    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    12/21/09

    @swat1227: yeah, but most of that stuff was true.
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    12/21/09

    @SunburnedCounsel: Yes. And I couldn't bear to relive them.
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    Image of HerdingCats HerdingCats
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Does anyone know why almost all of the tabs use yellow type for their headlines? Is it an industry standard based on research, or mere tradition, or something else?
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    hortense promoted this comment HerdingCats was starred HerdingCats was unstarred
    Image of annebreal annebreal
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    So to recap, InTouch hates Brad and Angelina, yet loves the Kardashians? It's not me, InTouch, it's you. We're never going to be able to make it work.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment annebreal was starred annebreal was unstarred
    Image of Margaret Margaret
    12/21/09

    @annebreal: Well, no one loves the Kardashians more than Life & Style. Every other cover since July has been a Kardashians cover, and they sponsored Kourtney's baby shower.
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