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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    *crossing fingers* Cop n robbers at the beach, cops n robbers at the beach.. #cindycrawford
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I found Maratha's quote disturbing. And Hugh Hefner's. But "bloody little mouths" just freaked me the fuck out. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/12/09

    @MargaretMoony: She's now #1 on my list of "people to contact when I need to get rid of a body" just for that. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12:00 AM

    @Michelle13: Maratha would be bomb at getting rid of dead bodies in creative ways. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Serena wants to talk to you about God's plan, Britney. Oh, and stuffing balls down the fucking throats of cockeyed officials. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for looking at naked ladies, there's really nothing there. Just from Hugh's perspective, doesn't he like having people around who can actually relate to where he's coming from? I mean, I find myself having a hard time talking to people who don't remember tape decks, were not around when Michael Jackson was a god, have never known the joy of watching new episodes of the Thundercats or haven't a clue what in the hell a Glow Worm is.

    I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".

    Oh, and boning.

    Lots of Viagra-supported boning. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Something is wrong with me if I have used Liz Hurley's diet tip. #cindycrawford
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    11/12/09

    @Penny: I've used that tip, but I think I did it wrong. It didn't work. #cindycrawford
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Ugh, okay, the cutting thing. As a person who has struggled, crazy-like, with S-I for nearly 15 years, I can say that her prolonged issue with it is no joke. It's simply a symptom of an (obviously) larger problem.

    God, I hope that girl gets some love. I know that if I didn't have parents who love me, I'd be dead or dying. It's so sad. #cindycrawford
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Hugh Hefner realizes that the "twins" are actually two separate people right? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Oh, silly! Hugh knows that women aren't people. Or women! They're girls. Duh! #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of miscelaineous miscelaineous
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Maybe they went under the knife to get individual personality implants. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    @ Item 1: Whhaaaa? Somebody please to explain. I do not get this. At. All.

    If someone took an inappropriate pic of my underage child without my knowledge, it would be their ass that was getting sued--and beaten. WTF? #cindycrawford
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Jesus, Stephanie Pratt (whoever you are) I, too, hate it when I'm being tested by Professor Captain Morgan and he gives me pop quizzes all of the time, like, making me drive my fucking car intoxicated and stuff. It was totally the Captain and not my own poor choices or abhorrent behavior. Nope. Not at all. #cindycrawford
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    Image of lfw1031 lfw1031
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Goddess bless you, Elizabeth Hurley...That's diet advice one can truly use!

    One gimlet, please. #cindycrawford
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I'm not usually particularly affected by Lindsay Lohan's seemingly-endless trials and tribulations, but this shit with her father and the taped phone calls makes me want to burst into tears. What a little shit he is.

    I wish to fuck that she could get away from her toxic parents and managers and agents and enablers and get a lungful of fresh air somewhere. Not because she's famous or wealthy or even particularly talented or pure of heart, but just because she's a person. And she deserves a chance at peace, like we all do. #cindycrawford
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I really hope that tattoo on Cindy Crawford's kid's arm isn't real. If I got a tattoo at that age, I'm pretty sure I'd be walking around right now with Rainbow Brite on my boob. #cindycrawford
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    rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    11/12/09

    @rodmanstreet: I think I'd have gone for She-Ra on my left buttock. Rainbow Brite may have been badass, but she didn't have a sword, so, you know. Violence wins. #cindycrawford
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of lfw1031 lfw1031
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    My head is going to explode. Wait, which one is the daughter, again?? #cindycrawford
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I thought it said that John McCain was named executor of Michael Jackon's estate. I guess I'm going to bed early tonight. #cindycrawford
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/12/09

    @LuvEwan: I saw John McClain and immediately had a flashback to the first DieHard movie. #cindycrawford
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    Image of beetlemier beetlemier
    11/12/09

    @midwesternmom: Shamone! Hee! Hee!, mother fucker.
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    VirginiaDentata promoted this comment Edited by beetlemier at 11/12/09 8:15 PM beetlemier was starred beetlemier was unstarred
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