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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09:27 AM

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    "Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."

    This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Oh, Heidi. Don't worry about Angelina -- when looking to add to the family she seems to go for toddlers. Your infant should be safe. #carrieprejean
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    limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    EIGHT?!

    i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
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    KATE! was starred KATE! was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    02:15 AM

    @KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
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    Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    I am going to go ahead and call bullshit on the Prejean sex tape intel as there is absolutely nothing "alluring" about Carrie Prejean. #carrieprejean
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Carrie doesn't want anybody else
    when she thinks about her
    she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
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    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/13/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Alternate Version:

    Gonna use my arms,
    Gonna use my legs,
    Gonna use my style,
    Gonna use my sidestep,
    Gonna use my fingers,
    Gonna use my, my, my, imagination     #carrieprejean
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    JessickerFletcher was starred JessickerFletcher was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/13/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Alternate Alternate Version:

    Down in the pleasure centers,
    Hell bent or heaven sent,
    Listen to the propaganda,
    Listen to the latest slander.
    There's nothing underhand,
    That she wouldn't understand.
    Pump it up until you can feel it.
     Reply
    Edited by TransFat at 11/13/09 9:48 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
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    phantom lady was starred phantom lady was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/13/09

    @phantom lady: SO. MANY. PUNS!

    *head explodes* #carrieprejean
     Reply
    JessickerFletcher was starred JessickerFletcher was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you too, Russel. #carrieprejean
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    mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of mllej mllej
    11/13/09

    @mfnher: Word. Leave Manuel alone!

    No, no. Not on dos trays. Uno, dos, tres. #carrieprejean
     Reply
    mllej was starred mllej was unstarred
    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    11/13/09

    @mllej: Que? #carrieprejean
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    mllej promoted this comment JessaFields was starred JessaFields was unstarred
    Image of mllej mllej
    11/13/09

    @JessaFields: Ahem. I know nothing! #carrieprejean
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    mllej was starred mllej was unstarred
    Image of Acquanetta Acquanetta
    11/13/09

    @mfnher: I know English. I lairn eet from a book #carrieprejean
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    mfnher promoted this comment Acquanetta was starred Acquanetta was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Stephanie Santoro claims, "Tom said..."

    So.... Why not subpeona Tom? What good is she? When's her book out? #carrieprejean
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of gangey gangey
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    I think pretty much everything all these celebrities say is "rhubarb and guff."

    Thanks for the catchphrase, Russell! #carrieprejean
     Reply
    gangey was starred gangey was unstarred
    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    *crossing fingers* Cop n robbers at the beach, cops n robbers at the beach.. #cindycrawford
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    BytheSea was starred BytheSea was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I found Maratha's quote disturbing. And Hugh Hefner's. But "bloody little mouths" just freaked me the fuck out. #hughhefnertwitter
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/12/09

    @MargaretMoony: She's now #1 on my list of "people to contact when I need to get rid of a body" just for that. #hughhefnertwitter
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment Michelle13 was starred Michelle13 was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    @Michelle13: Maratha would be bomb at getting rid of dead bodies in creative ways. #hughhefnertwitter
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Serena wants to talk to you about God's plan, Britney. Oh, and stuffing balls down the fucking throats of cockeyed officials. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for looking at naked ladies, there's really nothing there. Just from Hugh's perspective, doesn't he like having people around who can actually relate to where he's coming from? I mean, I find myself having a hard time talking to people who don't remember tape decks, were not around when Michael Jackson was a god, have never known the joy of watching new episodes of the Thundercats or haven't a clue what in the hell a Glow Worm is.

    I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".

    Oh, and boning.

    Lots of Viagra-supported boning. #hughhefnertwitter
     Reply
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Something is wrong with me if I have used Liz Hurley's diet tip. #cindycrawford
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    11/12/09

    @Penny: I've used that tip, but I think I did it wrong. It didn't work. #cindycrawford
     Reply
    mommy_dearest was starred mommy_dearest was unstarred
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