Stupid, stupid, stupid! (smacks palm into forehead) How did I miss that Segel was on Team No Pants? My dastardly plan to make off with TV Boyfriend and his riches would have been complete if it weren't for you meddling Lohans and your clever leggings! Curses!
Aw, I want Lindsay and Jason to be together. He's a sweetie pie, and he'd write her silly songs and feed her yummy food and be really nice and teddy bear-like, which is what she needs... No more gross sleazy guys with their sleazy guy charms, who don't really care about women as people :(. I still have hope for Lindsay. I think she's a talented, creative person with a beautiful, gentle soul and I want her to get better and be in movies again, and be happy...
I admit I don't know THAT much about Jason Segel beyond the roles he plays and interviews I've seen with him, but he seems like he'd get her to stay home in pajamas and watch muppet movies, play videogames, and eat cereal at least once a week instead of going out & partying...
I don't really care that Tiger wants to screw as many blondes as he can, but I can't help but wonder: why did he get married if he so obviously still wants to play the field? Does he have a wicked stepmother like I have, who will never fail to mention that I'm not married and alll alllloooone?
I didn't realize cheating wasn't a big deal, as long as you're doing it with someone of the same race. Of course, with Tiger, that still doesn't make sense, as he's of mixed-race origin.
@bluewine: I feel a bit guilty saying this, but for some reason people talking about their cats and telling funny anecdotes almost always gets points with me.
@noisy doll: Ha, me too. According to the post over the weekend about boring people at parties, it's something that should be avoided. But I'll be happy to sit in a corner sharing charming antecdotes about our cats.
I have such a hard time not rolling my eyes when I read statements about selling out from musicians. Obviously they (Kings of Leon) wanted their music to go somewhat mainstream, or they wouldn't have signed with RCA, and toured extensively. I don't get it. Is Caleb pissed that his music is being enjoyed by people over the age of 25 who don't wear skinny jeans? Sorry dude, get over yourself, if you wanted to stay small you should have kept on singing in garages and shit.
@GirlFailer: Yeah, I don't see him giving the money back. STFU Caleb. Or switch places with me. I'll sell out so I can eat something better than $.80 vegetable soup for lunch everyday.
@GirlFailer: I actually named my indie band. Shortloin and the Hindshanks.
We'll never tell the fans which one of us is Shortloin. It'll be an eternal guessing game.
Look for our album, coming out never. We're too indie for music. We merely record the sounds of our weeping.
@GirlFailer: My BF hates Kings of Leon, with a passion. Primarily because so many people (myself included) love them. I can't wait to tell him that by not liking them, he's doing what they want. It's gonna blow his mind.
@GirlFailer: Good god yes. I fucking hate this attitude. The minute you start deciding who is cool enough to listen to your music is the minute I decide to turn you off.
@GirlFailer: Yeah, I had to laugh at the outrage that someone in mom jeans likes his band. You didn't reinvent the Sex Pistols, dude, you make mainstream music played on pop stations. What happened, did a salesgirl at Hot Topic laugh at you?
@vee: I have like 12 indie band names. My favorite is Secret Baby and the Big-House Bruises. We're a 32-member concept band. 12.5 of us wear ironic glasses, we all have unpronouncable pseudonyms, and I play the fire extinguisher.
@GirlFailer: I don't know. If you want to be a musician, you have to tour all the time to make any money at all. And when bands are starting out they get used to playing anywhere and everywhere just so they can make the jump from $50 a night to $500, so if they are lucky enough to get a break, it's hard to switch the brain from desperation mode to making strategic career decisions (such as not making stupid sounding comments to the media).
I've seen bands handle this well and handle it poorly. I've met these guys a few times and they were just normal, like guys you went to high school with. I really don't think they had some grand plan to become corporate musicians and changing your self-concept on a dime would be difficult for anyone.
@GirlFailer: I think "cowbell" and fire extinguisher are about the only two percussion instruments I could play, considering I'm terrible at music. Well, I can also play the English handbells, but there's not much call for that, outside of church services and Sufjan Stevens.
@TakeADeepBreath: She's said that for awhile. She's already a popular musician, I don't think she has any reason to lie. She said kids made fun of her hair and her dreams of being a singer. She's also really tall. The Taylor we see now has been buffed and shined to perfection.
@madeofawesome: I'm pretty sure it's Media Promotion Rule 8, Part 2: Artist must claim outcast status to establish trust among teenaged fans who share neither the artist's extraordinary wealth nor the artist's bankable looks. See also: Spears, Britney; Simpson, Jessica.
I can't believe that story about Hulk Hogan's toilet seat got out! I was sure they would be able to keep a lid on it. There both still flush after the divorce, one would think they could just buy a new one? It's always sad when a marriage tanks.
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I admit I don't know THAT much about Jason Segel beyond the roles he plays and interviews I've seen with him, but he seems like he'd get her to stay home in pajamas and watch muppet movies, play videogames, and eat cereal at least once a week instead of going out & partying...
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I love you and will never hate you :D
Love Dutchess
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We'll never tell the fans which one of us is Shortloin. It'll be an eternal guessing game.
Look for our album, coming out never. We're too indie for music. We merely record the sounds of our weeping.
(PS, Kings of Leon, your music sucks anyway.)
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I've seen bands handle this well and handle it poorly. I've met these guys a few times and they were just normal, like guys you went to high school with. I really don't think they had some grand plan to become corporate musicians and changing your self-concept on a dime would be difficult for anyone.
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