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SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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By DodaiComment by sarahrose: can you please stop covering MJ so much in this column? i know it's the only news out there, but... 54 Responses | Other threads
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Michael Jackson Pronounced Dead At 50
- According to reports from law enforcement sources, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead this afternoon after arriving at the hospital in a coma. He suffered a cardiac arrest in his home, but paramedics were unable to revive him. [L.A. Times]
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By MargaretComment by Macloserboy: I grew up on Michael in the 70's and he was nothing short of an idol, but for me he... 71 Responses | Other threads
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Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
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By DodaiComment by AndYourLittleDogToo: Being 5'8" is Angelina's flaw? As a 5'3" lady, I would LOVE to be that "short"... 22 Responses | Other threads
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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By DodaiComment by MissMoneypenny: People need to learn that London is just one city, not a whole country. 30 Responses | Other threads
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Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
- Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured.
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By MargaretComment by Eldritch: I'm not surprised their divorcing. Jon is so henpecked by her, it's actually painful to see. Forget about abusing the... 19 Responses | Other threads
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By AnnaComment by CurtCole: So, if that is a poop suit...is the thing on her left breast a piece of corn. (Sometimes I gross... 4 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Getting Married; Kate's Smacking The Kids
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn that Britney's engaged; Kate's a distracted mom and The Hills makes you bulimic. More »
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By DodaiComment by Penny: Fuck you, Pratt. I am so tired of people trivializing EDs. And no recently recovered bulimic would pose... 36 Responses | Other threads
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Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
- Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.
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By MargaretComment by casi nadie (é o português de Curly Crown): Somedays I wonder if I'm the only person on earth not attracted to Robert Pattinson. 10 Responses | Other threads
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By AnnaComment by vivianthelibrarian: Giraffe! They're my fav! That is all. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Reese's Perfume, Usher's Divorce, And Hustler's Offer To Carrie Prejean
- Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]
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By hortenseComment by victoriasauce: I'm so sick of hearing that Kate is "difficult" or "controlling" like it's a reason for Jon to cheat. At... 14 Responses | Other threads
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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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By DodaiComment by Majrhoulihan: I fucking love Alan Alda. Not that I go around alluding to that or anything... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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By DodaiComment by Beat Girl: Also, who cares if Tom Jones is ancestrally English? He considers himself a Welshman and has lived there all his... 19 Responses | Other threads
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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By TracieComment by battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Well frack, I have to start watching 24 now. 7 Responses | Other threads
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Katie And Tom Try To Be "Media Friendly," Brad And Angelina Sleep In Separate Houses
- Katie Holmes is fed up with the speculation that her marriage to Tom Cruise is in trouble, and has started speaking out. A source claims the couple is trying to be more "media friendly." [DailyExpress]
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By hortenseComment by graciousplum: What started this celebrity culture of finding exotic babies? What, may I inquire, is so wrong with American children. It... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Britney Throws An Alcohol-Free Circus, Iggy Pop Trashes Billy Corgan, And Jay-Z Kills Autotune
- VIP guests at Britney Spears' recent London gig weren't too happy when they discovered that Britney had declared the backstage to be a alcohol free area as a result of "her problems with alcohol." [TheSun]
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By hortenseComment by MilointheMeadow: Norway takes half your wages in taxes and is in possession of the world's fifth(?) largest oil field. This... 27 Responses | Other threads
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Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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By DodaiComment by bluebears: I don't...I don't like Lance Armstrong. Sorry everyone. He just seems like such an asshole. 17 Responses | Other threads
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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By DodaiComment by lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: "You learn so much that you would never be able to read in a book ... meeting people and hearing... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz ran into his ex, Michelle Trachtenberg, and her boyfriend at a party. They had a pleasant chat but then, "Ashlee got very very drunk," said an insider. "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips."
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By MargaretComment by saintbernadette: "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips." Oh no! She must have a UTI! 14 Responses | Other threads
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Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
- Kate Winslet tells Allure that when filming The Reader, she had to regrow her pubic hair:
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By DodaiComment by EkaterinaBallerina: The Melissa Joan Hart quote doesn't surprise me. After adoring her in all her incarnations, from Clarissa to Sabrina, I... 21 Responses | Other threads
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Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.
- Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:
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By DodaiComment by birminghamdrunk: Blind Item: Will Ferrell and... surely not Luke Wilson? Piven, maybe? Isn't Vince Vaughn getting married? Well, that doesn't really... 15 Responses | Other threads
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Mel Delivers "Crazed Rant" At Church; Nicole Kidman Denies Adoption Rumors
- Mel Gibson "completely lost it" this weekend, according to a fellow churchgoer, who said he stood up in front of the congregation and "paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized."
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By MargaretComment by apocalypse-nowish: Loathe though I am to defend Mel Gibson, he was already separated from his wife when he knocked up his... 7 Responses | Other threads
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A Baby Boy For Kimora And Djimon, Brad Pitt Takes A Shot At Mel Gibson
- Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou had a baby boy last night- Kimora announced the news via her Twitter page: "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!" Congrats! [People]
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By hortenseComment by Snowbunny: I'm going to be Megan Fox for Halloween and I'm going to wear heavy eyeliner, writhe in a bikini, and... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
- Nadya Suleman is finally getting a "quasi-reality" show. She's reportedly "hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," says her attorney, Jeff Czech. [JustJared]
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By hortenseComment by BlondeGoddess: 'It's really fun'. The Bell Jar? Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar?! 15 Responses | Other threads
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Jon And Kate Investigated For Labor Law Violation; Angelina Injured On Set
- The Pennsylvania Department of Labor is investigating whether Jon and Kate Plus 8 is complying with child labor laws. A spokeswoman for the department says there was a complaint, but a TLC rep says: "TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations..."
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By MargaretComment by Beat Girl: Liam Gallagher, there is one thing worse than a shit Blur... and that is a shit Oasis. The original incarnation... 10 Responses | Other threads
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About Britney's Bloody Mess
Britney Spears reportedly did a photoshoot for Elle, and, according to a source, "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty." More »
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By DodaiComment by susanconfusion: After you have kids, your flow goes from dainty dribbles to a never-ending geiser. Give her a break. 32 Responses | Other threads
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Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8
- New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:
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By DodaiComment by Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Please forgive my ignorance, but: Brazilians aren't Latino? 20 Responses | Other threads
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Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion
- Sarah Jessica Parker talked to Access Hollywood about her new twin girls. She's mad about how the media is hounding her surrogate, and explains that she turned to surrogacy many disappointments trying to conceive.
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By MargaretComment by frankie22: Some people have such a strange prejudice against surrogacy. If the surrogate is not being exploited - as some in... 12 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford.
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By MargaretComment by greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I do not understand Kate's hair. Does she think it's flattering? Why does she do it? HOW does she go... 46 Responses | Other threads
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Amy Winehouse Documentary In The Works; Oksana's Mom Denies She Broke Up Mel's Marriage
- Interviewer Daphne Barak is filming a documentary about Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia that will be released later this year. Barak promises a "truthful and revealing look at her complicated life." [People]
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By MargaretComment by FuriousSterling: Medium and My Name is Earl!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 16 Responses | Other threads
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Oops! Craig Ferguson Jokes About Britney Spears Again
Last night, Craig Ferguson lip-synced "Oops!... I Did It Again" on his show. And although he once famously declared he wouldn't mock Britney anymore, in the clip at left it seems he's mostly mocking himself. More »
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By MargaretComment by greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Is mocking Britney Spears funny anymore? I thought making fun of her went out with Ugg boots? 4 Responses | Other threads
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Tabloid Reporters Check Brooke Shields' Mother Out Of Assisted Living Facility
- In case you were wondering what "the lowest of the low" looks like: tabloid reporters allegedly checked Brooke Shields' 75-year-old mother, Teri, out of an assisted living facility in order to get a story. [People]
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By hortenseComment by JinxyMcDeath: Everyone deserves equal rights - yea, it really IS that simple Miss USA. Sad that a lot of people are still... 15 Responses | Other threads
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CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
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By DodaiComment by tscheese: You know how some big-screen stars have such a huge persona and a tabloid presence that you kind of find... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
- Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:
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By DodaiComment by PersonalBest: Badass Beer, okay. Bad Ass Beer sounds like it could be slightly detrimental to sales. Who am I kidding, it's... 14 Responses | Other threads
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Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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By DodaiComment by AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Rosemary Black raises an interesting point re: "white trash" (or "poor white trash" as I first heard it.) From what... 70 Responses | Other threads
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British "It" Girls: A New Trend, A New Set Of Obnoxious Media Expectations
In a bit of questionable trend-mongering, The Daily Beast's Natasha Fraser-Cavassoni identifies a new crop of British 'it' girls whose charm comes from their ability to snap gum and say rude things. More »
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By Anna N.Comment by Rosaxé: Kate Moss and Lily Allen are good at what they do; they're not where they are solely because of their... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Rihanna Cancels "Comeback" Concert; Madonna's Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely
- Rihanna's May 28 concert in the Middle East, the first since the Chris Brown assault, has been cancelled. The promoter says, "it is not appropriate timing for her." [Neon Limelight]
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By MargaretComment by Evie Havok: That Alexis Bledel item is bizarre. I would think that the Spanish media would be all over her due to... 18 Responses | Other threads
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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
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By DodaiComment by Trulymadlyme: Kelly Bensimon, if you gave another fucking person man or woman a black eye, you deserve to be arrested and... 16 Responses | Other threads
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No Babies For Britney Or Aniston; Authorities Investigate Suleman Household
- Britney Spears is denying that she is pregnant with her third child after Ryan Seacrest announced on his radio show that a "reliable source" told him she was. "She's absolutely not pregnant," said Britney's spokesman.
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By MargaretComment by what a moniker!: Why is the Britney pole item accompanied by an "ugh"? 9 Responses | Other threads
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Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins
- If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]
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By MargaretComment by Tippi Hedren: Haha... I must be, like, the only person on the face of the planet that loves Drop Dead Fred. My... 10 Responses | Other threads
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No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
- El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.
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By DodaiComment by Triphena: How is it an invasion of privacy to post about your neighbors having a fight so loud you can hear... 23 Responses | Other threads
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