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    12/05/09

    In reply to "Whatever. Justin Would Have Worn The Matching Denim Suit."
    the transformation with this guy is...well, he barely looks like his former self....it is like a caterpillar / butterfly situation (and I'm not being snarky I just think he looks so different than he used to)
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/05/09

    In reply to "Whatever. Justin Would Have Worn The Matching Denim Suit."
    Oh my....that jacket looks like the curtains my great-grandma used to have in her house - color and everything.

    And I LOVE IT!
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    Image of majin_chichi majin_chichi
    12/05/09

    @dirtybee: Agreed, that coat is somehow gorgeous!
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    12/05/09

    @majin_chichi: it's Absolutely Curtains :-)
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/05/09

    In reply to "Whatever. Justin Would Have Worn The Matching Denim Suit."
    If you are going to try and pull off wearing a jacket like that, you have to stand up straight and pull your shoulders back.
    Posture! Posture! Posture!
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/05/09

    In reply to "Whatever. Justin Would Have Worn The Matching Denim Suit."
    Is that jacket made out of Big Bird feathers?
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/05/09

    In reply to "Whatever. Justin Would Have Worn The Matching Denim Suit."
    It's a weird world we live in when Britney appears to be taking fashion tips from Michelle Obama.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/05/09

    In reply to "Whatever. Justin Would Have Worn The Matching Denim Suit."
    I've always been very jealous of her calfs.

    I'm not trying to be all Buffalo-Bill-Silence-of-the-Lambs about her or anything. I've just always wished I could get my legs to look like that.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    oh man...that was so boring. and I thought I was uber bored BEFORE I started reading. about nothing. and nobody.

    Are these women on some sort of contractual agreement that they must do a certain number of magazine covers per year? Sorry, I'm just tired of the same people staring out at me from magazine shelves.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    The more I look at that Natalie Portman cover, the more amused I am by the extreme crazyface. But props where they're due: finally a neckline that isn't completely unflattering! (I reserve the right to assume that the dress ends 4 inches above her ankles, though.)
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    Britney...? Britney who?
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    Kate Hudson looks like Hayden Panetierre (I cannot even begin to believe I spelled that correctly. The cheerleader from Heroes, is who I mean) on that cover. RE Britney's cover, I like little kids in suspenders. Awww cuteness.
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    12/02/09

    @yvanehtnioj: and now I'm hungry for a piece of toasted Pannettone
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    The same six actresses have swapped covers amongst themselves again.

    For real. With the exception of Lady Gaga and Britney holding her kids, you could have told me these were covers from 5 or even 10 years ago and I would have believed you.
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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    Uh, Natalie, I did go to high school parties, and I managed not to touch alcohol until college and still haven't touched pot.

    Of course, where I come from, cow tipping is a semi-standard party game, so YMMV.
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    12/02/09

    @Ratinski: COW TIPPING. That brings up some sad and fun memories for me.

    Also, I agree; I went to high school parties and, while I drank occasionally, never overindulged. I also dated druggies and even a pot dealer, but never felt the urge to try their product m'self. Generalizations FTW!
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    12/02/09

    @Ratinski: Hi. I think we're from the same town. Cow tipping! Do you know lots of people think it's an urban legend (or more correctly a "rural legend" I guess)? They think it's just a really successful rumor. I had the longest, most drawn out fight about this with a boyfriend in college. IT'S REAL. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/02/09

    @Ratinski: I never went to a single party in high school and didn't touch alcohol or pot til I was 19. Does this mean I get to be a spoiled actress that insults all the peasants?
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    12/02/09

    @EndangeredRed: I do know that! The Londoners and New Yorkers in my office will not believe me when I say it's for real.
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    12/02/09

    @cinematheques: Only if you also compare eating pork to tolerating rape while simultaneously having your name on a petition to free a fugitive rapist.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    Please tell me some poor soul had to sit around the offices of Harper's Bazaar and count 562 items in this magazine. Really?
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    Sorry to edit, but I believe you mean January 2010.

    I can't believe it will be 2010!
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    11/30/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
    I could give two shits about Brad Pitt, but give me a break! Sorry the structures are not "esthetically pleasing" to some armchair architect who probably bid on the job and lost out because it wasn't green, practical or efficient. Pitt may not have the most pleasantly appealing taste when it comes to having things built, but you gotta admit, houses on stilts? Genius.
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    Image of vee vee
    11/30/09

    @kookla: Houses on stilts are a south Louisiana staple... along the bayous, you see tons of them (when I was younger, I lived in one raised house that was over 100 years old).

    In fact! My entire family still lives along the bayous, and they all -had- to raise their houses in order to keep their home insurance. (Another post-hurricane gripe: The Road Home program was supposed to fund all these house raisings, and went bankrupt before they could pay out, leaving hundreds without the funds to save their homes / insurance policies.)
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    kookla promoted this comment Edited by vee at 11/30/09 4:54 PM vee was starred vee was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @vee: What a nightmare! I hope all is well with your family.
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    Image of ladyfalcon is skin deep ladyfalcon is skin deep
    12/01/09

    @kookla: This was my exact reaction. He's trying to do something good for a cause he cares about - celebrity or not, no one deserves to have that thrown in their face over 'aesthetics,' and in light of Vee's post about how much of a staple houses on stilts are, the comment makes even less sense.
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