@ Item 1: Whhaaaa? Somebody please to explain. I do not get this. At. All.
If someone took an inappropriate pic of my underage child without my knowledge, it would be their ass that was getting sued--and beaten. WTF? #cindycrawford
Jesus, Stephanie Pratt (whoever you are) I, too, hate it when I'm being tested by Professor Captain Morgan and he gives me pop quizzes all of the time, like, making me drive my fucking car intoxicated and stuff. It was totally the Captain and not my own poor choices or abhorrent behavior. Nope. Not at all. #cindycrawford
I'm not usually particularly affected by Lindsay Lohan's seemingly-endless trials and tribulations, but this shit with her father and the taped phone calls makes me want to burst into tears. What a little shit he is.
I wish to fuck that she could get away from her toxic parents and managers and agents and enablers and get a lungful of fresh air somewhere. Not because she's famous or wealthy or even particularly talented or pure of heart, but just because she's a person. And she deserves a chance at peace, like we all do. #cindycrawford
I really hope that tattoo on Cindy Crawford's kid's arm isn't real. If I got a tattoo at that age, I'm pretty sure I'd be walking around right now with Rainbow Brite on my boob. #cindycrawford
@rodmanstreet: I think I'd have gone for She-Ra on my left buttock. Rainbow Brite may have been badass, but she didn't have a sword, so, you know. Violence wins. #cindycrawford
I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
Yes, Chris Brown. Unfortunately, for every one person that yells at you, there will be two thousand who want to take their picture with you. #hughhefnertwitter
This Tweet Beat confuses me. There's faux families, sexual harassment training, new world orders, someone named Rae Rae, third person narration, and mystery gifts. I don't understand what anyone is saying!
I've thought the same thing about flight attendants. I always try to look at them, like, "hey, someone is paying attention!" But they always have a puss on.
Personally I prefer Virgin America's new pre-flight video. Especially the nun with all the tech gadgets. Always makes me laugh. #hughhefnertwitter
Can we please find the drunk woman who cursed Chris Brown out and give her a medal? Please? I so sorely wish I had that opportunity... #hughhefnertwitter
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If someone took an inappropriate pic of my underage child without my knowledge, it would be their ass that was getting sued--and beaten. WTF? #cindycrawford
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One gimlet, please. #cindycrawford
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I wish to fuck that she could get away from her toxic parents and managers and agents and enablers and get a lungful of fresh air somewhere. Not because she's famous or wealthy or even particularly talented or pure of heart, but just because she's a person. And she deserves a chance at peace, like we all do. #cindycrawford
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I assume this means that I am old.
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Personally I prefer Virgin America's new pre-flight video. Especially the nun with all the tech gadgets. Always makes me laugh. #hughhefnertwitter
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Did the twins have tubal ligations? #hughhefnertwitter