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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    07:57 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Jesus, Stephanie Pratt (whoever you are) I, too, hate it when I'm being tested by Professor Captain Morgan and he gives me pop quizzes all of the time, like, making me drive my fucking car intoxicated and stuff. It was totally the Captain and not my own poor choices or abhorrent behavior. Nope. Not at all. #cindycrawford
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    07:57 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Goddess bless you, Elizabeth Hurley...That's diet advice one can truly use!

    One gimlet, please. #cindycrawford
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    07:48 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I'm not usually particularly affected by Lindsay Lohan's seemingly-endless trials and tribulations, but this shit with her father and the taped phone calls makes me want to burst into tears. What a little shit he is.

    I wish to fuck that she could get away from her toxic parents and managers and agents and enablers and get a lungful of fresh air somewhere. Not because she's famous or wealthy or even particularly talented or pure of heart, but just because she's a person. And she deserves a chance at peace, like we all do. #cindycrawford
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    07:47 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I really hope that tattoo on Cindy Crawford's kid's arm isn't real. If I got a tattoo at that age, I'm pretty sure I'd be walking around right now with Rainbow Brite on my boob. #cindycrawford
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    07:53 PM

    @rodmanstreet: I think I'd have gone for She-Ra on my left buttock. Rainbow Brite may have been badass, but she didn't have a sword, so, you know. Violence wins. #cindycrawford
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    07:44 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
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    07:38 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    My head is going to explode. Wait, which one is the daughter, again?? #cindycrawford
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    07:36 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I thought it said that John McCain was named executor of Michael Jackon's estate. I guess I'm going to bed early tonight. #cindycrawford
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    07:57 PM

    @LuvEwan: I saw John McClain and immediately had a flashback to the first DieHard movie. #cindycrawford
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07:35 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Yes, Chris Brown. Unfortunately, for every one person that yells at you, there will be two thousand who want to take their picture with you. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07:35 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    This Tweet Beat confuses me. There's faux families, sexual harassment training, new world orders, someone named Rae Rae, third person narration, and mystery gifts. I don't understand what anyone is saying!

    I assume this means that I am old.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    07:34 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    there are 6 wtf items here. can we start drinking now? #cindycrawford
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07:25 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've thought the same thing about flight attendants. I always try to look at them, like, "hey, someone is paying attention!" But they always have a puss on.

    Personally I prefer Virgin America's new pre-flight video. Especially the nun with all the tech gadgets. Always makes me laugh. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    07:25 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Can we please find the drunk woman who cursed Chris Brown out and give her a medal? Please? I so sorely wish I had that opportunity... #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    07:24 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Why does Pervy Hef feel compelled to remind us how old he is all the time?
    Did the twins have tubal ligations? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    07:21 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Can I just call everyone's attention to the amazingness that is Thomas Lennon's tweets?

    thomaslennon Sleep tight! Remember -- the odds of you combusting spontaneously in your sleep are almost zero. (Not zero.) #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07:25 PM

    @JinxyMcDeath: LOL! #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    07:13 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    1. And by "minor surgery" Hugh means "breast implants" I assume. (DEEP SIGH) I was pleasantly surprised that the twins had not gotten fake objects implanted into their chests...and I guess that dream that crashed and burned. I had just said to my roommate "You know, those girl have great bodies, especially because of their awesome natural boobs."

    2. At least PRETEND that Britney is writing her own tweets instead of fucking up and talking in the third-person when advising of the hacking situation. I can assure you if my twitter account was hacked I wouldn't remark "Jinxy McDeath's account was hacked. Sorry, to all of Jinxy McDeath's followers." Publicist fail.

    3. That woman wasn't drunk, Chris Brown...she was the only one who wasn't stupid enough to forgive you because you can dance well.

    4. Alex McCord your snootiness knows no bounds. Also, your kids are annoying and the Dutchess was likely giving them a proper talking to.

    5. Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to do anything with you until you stop doing drugs and drinking. I don't know how that could be made more clear to you...since no one has been doing anything with you since you have been back on drugs and drinking. #hughhefnertwitter
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