This Week In Tabloids: Britney Spears Doesn't Really Sing, Jeopardizes…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we snack on gossip sandwiches served by In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we the mags report: Kris Jenner is a straight up pimp; other swimsuit models loathe Kate Upton; and Britney Spears is being wooed by a execs at… » 2/20/13 4:30pm 2/20/13 4:30pm

Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'

Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from ragging on professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Lena Dunham. After Girls co-star Jemima Kirke tipped Dunham off that Stern had called her "a little fat chick who sort of looks like Jonah Hill and keeps… » 1/17/13 9:00am 1/17/13 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is Thin, Happy & Tummy-Tucked

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our roundup for tabloid "news." This week, because Angelina Jolie emerged from her European safehouse and appeared on the red carpet in New York looking fantastic, she is on three » 10/08/08 2:00pm 10/08/08 2:00pm of the five weekly covers. and focus on her physique; does a positive "How We Make It Work"…

Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise

  • What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse borrowed some designer dresses. When she returned them, they were splattered with vomit. [Mirror]
  • Some of the puke-stained dresses had developed furry mold on them. [Hey, I'm eating breakfast, lady! - Ed.] [CelebNewsWire]
  • Meanwhile, Amy is trying to launch the singing…
  • » 9/26/08 9:00am 9/26/08 9:00am

Britney Spears: Still Making Great Decisions!

  • Britney Spears is "doing all of her own business now" that she has cut ties with her manager, her mom, and her publicist. Good luck, honey! [PageSix]
  • When it comes to Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz won't buy the cow when he's getting the calming milk for free. [PageSix]
  • Although some other site we've never heard of…
  • » 7/18/07 9:00am 7/18/07 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston's New Boyfriend: A Bigger Prick Than Vince Vaughn?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, wherein we ruminate on how celebrities are just like us, in that we hate them commensurately to the degree we hate ourselves. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. » 6/13/07 4:17pm 6/13/07 4:17pm

If you believe the tabs — or if you don't actually care enough to give any thought to whether you…

MIDWEEK MADNESS: Paula Abdul Mistakes Church For Frathouse; 'Star' Wins…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly orgy of celebrity dysfunction, botched romances and weight fluctuations. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabloids. So you don't "have" to.
This week's glossies are a testament to the fact that we don't actually care about celebrities because we know or care who they are; we care… » 4/04/07 12:11pm 4/04/07 12:11pm