She joins Florence Nightingale and Elizabeth Fry as the third non-royal to appear on British currency. She's replacing Charles Darwin on the £10 note, and she'll make her debut in 2017.

AWFUL NEWS: Apparently British people aren't really the congenial ladies and sirs we all expect them to be. Great, next thing you know we'll be hearing about how tea and crumpets aren't a real thing and potato waffles are a lie. I can't take it.

The British have long been known for their crappy dentistry, tasteless food, and small penises. Now — despite the small penises — the Brits may be able to add "great sex" to the mix. Beginning this week, women across the pond will be able to heighten their sexual arousal with a Procter & Gamble-designed patch called…