This is so going to read like a middle school burn book. Obama's page, "goodie two shoes" and "fake charming". Tina Fey's "not as funny as she think she is" and "so not hot". John McCain's "eewwww old" and "smells funny." Going Rogue will be hand written in glitter gel pens and the forward will be tons of hearts surrounded by a pic of her major crush, Stephen Baldwin.
Four months is a steep schedule for a ghostwriter, but a perfectly plausible one. I've knocked out 80,000 word books in that time – you just need a subject who can talk the hindlegs off a donkey, and a lot of cuttings.
Of course, if it's such a major project that the publishers actually hire additional research assistants, then bingo.
Did Palin ever actually use the phrase going rogue? Because the minute I read this story yesterday all I could think of was Fey, Tina saying it in the McCain sketch.
And also, you forgot:
mavericky, getting
mom, hawkey
Obama, Barack – see Ayres,William
Her book will probably be the one with the title at the top and then a long-ass descriptor underneath as a sort of subtitle. if I may:
Going Rogue
A Book About The Toughest Lil American Family Woman Who Is A Mom And A Wife And Is The Greatest American Ever Who Also Shoots Animals And Rides Snowmobiles In The Woods Of The Great State Of Alaska And Also Ran For Republican Vice President One Time But Wasn't Elected Because The Evil Communists Are Taking Over This Great Country And Also They Want To Kill Your Granny And Take Away Your God-Given Right To Carry Guns And Shoot Things And Also They Want Everyone To Get Abortions Because They Hate God Also.
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Of course, if it's such a major project that the publishers actually hire additional research assistants, then bingo.
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And also, you forgot:
mavericky, getting
mom, hawkey
Obama, Barack – see Ayres,William
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Going Rogue
A Book About The Toughest Lil American Family Woman Who Is A Mom And A Wife And Is The Greatest American Ever Who Also Shoots Animals And Rides Snowmobiles In The Woods Of The Great State Of Alaska And Also Ran For Republican Vice President One Time But Wasn't Elected Because The Evil Communists Are Taking Over This Great Country And Also They Want To Kill Your Granny And Take Away Your God-Given Right To Carry Guns And Shoot Things And Also They Want Everyone To Get Abortions Because They Hate God Also.
By Sarah Palin
Also.
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"To Little Green Frog,
Your more awesome than me,
Kisses , Sarah"
(notice the "your"). I will pay good money for it.