Brigitte Bardot Threatens to Leave France for Vladimir Putin’s Animal…

Brigitte Bardot, the actress your dad would be most likely to describe as celebrity crush in a discomforting tone of voice that lets you know, once and for all, that a conversational threshold in your filial relationship has been crossed, has informed France that she will soon be going the way of Gerard Depardieu » 1/04/13 4:05pm 1/04/13 4:05pm

Amy Winehouse's Demise Greatly Exaggerated, Says Man Paid By Amy…

  • Amy Winehouse is doing fine, says her spokesman, whom she pays to say such things. Despite tabloid rumors, she is not on a suicide watch. [People]
  • Also, Amy's mom says Amy is a good influence on her goddaughter, Dionne, who wants to be a singer. [Daily Express]
  • Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: Back on. [People]
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Brigitte Bardot Is A Racist; Churchgoing Girls Are Apple Polishers

• Sure, yesterday was Black Day, but it was also Cake and Cunnilingus Day! • A blind man stabbed his fiancee for not wearing her engagement ring. • Mothers experience less eating problems than their drunk and childless peers.• The "D.C. Madam" was found guilty of prostitutin'. • Famous Muslim-hater, Brigitte Bardot,… » 4/15/08 5:30pm 4/15/08 5:30pm