Brigitte Bardot, the actress your dad would be most likely to describe as celebrity crush in a discomforting tone of voice that lets you know, once and for all, that a conversational threshold in your filial relationship has been crossed, has informed France that she will soon be going the way of Gerard Depardieu…

Lara Stone is a successful model and we basically love seeing her everywhere. But what we don't love is seeing all the girls who look like Lara, kinda-sorta, that the modeling industry is now promoting to ubiquity. This must stop.

The bombshell-turned-animal-rights-activist-turned-anti-immigration-zealot, 76, has announced that she may run in 2012. Here's what we're guessing her platform will look like.

The ever-cranky, animal-loving, Le Pen-supporting, Palin-hating original sex kitten Brigitte Bardot has emerged from her seclusion to denounce the idea of Jaime King playing her in a biopic helmed by King's husband, Kyle Newman. Thing is, we see her point.

Dig the hazy, retro, pseudo-stoned vibe in the Ellen von Unwerth photoshoot for German GQ's August 2010 issue (cover here.) But enough with the finger in the mouth! And BTW, Brigitte Bardot did it better.

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• Today Lindsay Lohan denied Radar's report that Samantha Ronson beat, punched, and choked her. "This is become a bit much," she Tweeted. "Samantha R never raised a hand to me."

• Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.

Look, Brigitte Bardot was stunning and all, and represented a certain kind of liberation. But, um, isn't she a little more complicated than that?

• Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part."[TheSun]