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    Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails

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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    P.S. I want some of whatever Yoko's taking.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/18/09

    @mariamariamaria: Oh me too!
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    Image of Charlotte Beer Charlotte Beer
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Bridgette, you were always my fave! The Girls Next Door holds no appeal for me with the twins.
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    mariamariamaria promoted this comment Charlotte Beer was starred Charlotte Beer was unstarred
    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    09/17/09

    @Charlotte Beer: Memo to Hugh Hefner: Major downgrade, Hef. Major.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    aw i really live benji maddens twwt. seems like such a normal dude. and i like that he seems to appreciate the trappings of his life
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Benji, you are my little gentleman. I will take you to foggy London town.
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    09/17/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: A man, he took Benji....he took him... and he punted him.....AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
    Image of phalenopsis phalenopsis
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    NeNe ate chile? Does Argentina know? Turkey better watch out, NeNe is Hungary...
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Bridget, if you are trying to make me feel bad for making fun of your show, well you succeeded. I hope you are happy now.

    Seriously good for her. It is nice to see her branch out from the ditzy blonde act.
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    09/17/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oddly enough, before pulling the reality show ditzy blonde act, I hear she was like a biochemistry major? I think?
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    vulcanized promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
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    09/17/09

    @itsonreserve: She has a masters in Communication. I don't know anything about biochem. She's not all that great of an on-air personality news-wise, but I can only applaud the fact that she parlayed her time at the mansion into something useful that can never be taken away. I do think she's basically a good-hearted person.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    I love the Spencer bit, because even though we might poke fun at her Kohl's line and her being a "novelist" and her being a bit boring, Lauren is a normal, well-adjusted, private human being who is making a lot of money without leveraging her body or having to make inane reality show appearances any longer. If I recall correctly, she chose to leave The Hills; Kristin has floundered post-Laguna, and this is a backup since her "acting" career has stalled. And as I type this I realize how insane and useless all of this information is, how when I am seventy-five and living out on the farm and watching the great-grandkids I won't remember any of this and it will never have meant a thing to me, but yet I continue to type it, and to read about it even knowing it isn't substantive. I guess I'm just saying I'm happy for Lauren that she has escaped that world, and hope that the rumors of her having her own reality show are false, because her being boring and liking plain looking clothes and writing cheesy books makes her very likeable, and the antitheses of people who feel the need to use other's more prominent names to further their own publicity in the swamps that are their lives.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Yeesh, Bridgette sounds like a Rhodes Scholar next to the "Shannon Twins."
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    Image of miamaya miamaya
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Spencer's obsession with Lauren Conrad is sad. He's constantly tweeting her. She doesn't even follow him and never responds. He's like a boy in grade school trying to get his crush's attention by being mean.
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    09/17/09

    @miamaya: True that, he DEFINITELY has some sort of unrequited crush on Lauren. He just looks sad and pathetic.

    Poor Heidi.
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    09/18/09

    @onestrawplz: I don't feel sorry for Heidi one bit. Don't dance with the devil unless you are prepared to one day bear the searing pain of his cloven hoof up yer ass.

    Yeah, I think that's a proverb or something.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment BettyCrockerPunkRocker was starred BettyCrockerPunkRocker was unstarred
    Image of tiny_danza tiny_danza
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Benji Madden's abode sounds jarringly very Man of Letters.
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    Image of largirl largirl
    09/17/09

    @tiny_danza: Maybe...but it sounds EXACTLY like "Anchorman." :)

    [www.imdb.com]
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment largirl was starred largirl was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    Benji Madden is apparently a big fan of Engage, by Jean-Luc Picard.
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    Image of Porcelina Porcelina
    09/17/09

    @la.donna.pietra: It was a reference to the movie Anchorman, with Will Farrel. But I like the way you think!
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment Edited by Porcelina at 09/17/09 6:38 PM Porcelina was starred Porcelina was unstarred
    Image of LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    I want some of what Yoko's smoking, and then I want to head over to Patti Labelle's house when the munchies hit.
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore was starred LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore was unstarred
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    09/17/09

    @LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: Count me in.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/17/09

    @LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: Point of order-- if I were at the bottom of the ocean, watching said dancing dolphin, wouldn't I be drowning? Cause this is just the kind of thing that would freak me out if I were high....
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    scandalouskiki promoted this comment curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
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    09/17/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Exactly what I was thinking!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    09/17/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
    If there were a dancing dolphin in the sky, I wouldn't be sitting there, watching it, I'd be putting it on youtube. Sorry, Yoko.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09/17/09

    @TexasCrude: Not to mention it's pretty difficult to enjoy anything when you're at the bottom of the ocean, since you're probably already dead at that point and stuff.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    09/17/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Whatevs that tweet totally sent me into a swirly whirly relaxed zen state, like taking a hit from a bong does... I like her brain... I would like to try it out for a while.
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    Image of nellybelly nellybelly
    09/17/09

    @TexasCrude: I think I had a TrapperKeeper like that once, though.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment hellosunshine approved this comment nellybelly was starred nellybelly was unstarred
    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    05/24/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Horse, cigar, teddy bear, pasta, palm tree, professor. WHAT DO I WIN?!
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    Image of Charlotte Corday Charlotte Corday
    05/24/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    How to make the Today Show worth watching: Fire Kathy Lee Bitchface and hire Paula Cream-Cheese. Simple.


    You're welcome, NBC!

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