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    Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners

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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Why oh why did I have work and class today?!?! I missed the mustard and hotdog love. Nothing is better on a hot summer day than a hot dog smothered in yellow mustard with about a ton of relish.


    Yes, I have had random strangers in ballparks throughout our great land ask if I had a hot dog on my bun or just condiments

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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    On a related note, not even joking, Boyfriend just went off to the store for hot dogs before I started reading this post. And I've got me some Tofu Pups and Gulden's in the fridge. Everything's comin' up Milhouse!
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    I have to say, there's a really big taste difference between Yellow Mustard (French's, et. al.) and Brown Mustard (Gulden's, et. al.) I like Yellow on my hot dogs, Brown on just about all samiches (roast beef should just get married to Gulden's already), and either on my burgers. Ok, that's a lie. I like Yellow on my burgers.


    Frankly, she was asking for it the right way, and it shouldn't have been so hard to find.

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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    OMG thanks guys, now I totally want to eat like 10 hot dogs 5 of them Chicago style and 5 of them dripping with chili and cheese (aka Texas style)
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    heinous but i totally want a hot dog now.
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    11/17/08

    @raymi: Me too. And all I have is tuna.
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    11/17/08

    @raymi: Now I want one too!
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    11/17/08

    @BabyJane: @TexasCrude: @raymi: I am going directly to the market AND HAVING ONE FOR DINNER.
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    At least she didn't demand the mustards that are laced with Jack Daniel's or Sierra Nevada ale, because we know that Hugh wants his ladies to love the taste of bland, watery, yellow paste that's been left in the fridge for a long, long time.
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    11/17/08

    @Cam/ron: AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nothing topical to add, just HAHAHAHA! (And ew!)
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    11/17/08

    @Cam/ron: EeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeW!
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    11/17/08

    @hellodarling loves president obama!!!: (also laughing)
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    I used to really hate mustard but it has started to grow on me.. I like French's with a hot pretzel if I can't have cheese with it but on my hotdog I definitely want mustard with freckles along with ketchup. There is something so delicious about a NYC vendor hotdog.. although a microwaves ballpark frank comes in a close second!
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    11/17/08

    @JillyBean6: Microwaved hot dog? BLASPHEMY!
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Do you guys know what condiment my (British) husband has made me love? Lemme hear all you UK Jezzies: Branston pickle. I cannot live without it now, and pay $7.00 for a 720g jar at the international market for its love.


    For those who don't know, Branston pickle is like a malted vinegary sauce with chucks of pickled veggies in it. I can't eat a sandwich without it.

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    11/17/08

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: jesus that sounds delicious.
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    11/17/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I am not kidding- please do yourself a favor and find where you can get this in your area. Your ham or turkey sammies will never be the same.
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    11/17/08

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: I prefer "small chunk" to the original, but yes, a Branston-and-toasted-cheese sammich on white bread is my total comfort food when I'm feeling especially crabby and wish I had an adorable British accent (as that would make everything better, OBVS).
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    11/17/08

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: @SisterMaryMartha: In NYC - Myers of Keswick has it (it's a little Brit grocery store on Hudson St.) and Morton Williams on Bleecker does too (in the "international" section).
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    I steal the fancy mustard from restaurants.


    oh, wait, I steal everything from restaurants. (i even have Olive Garden's salad tongs, they are AWESOME)

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    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: No, YOU are awesome. I only thing I have taken from a restaurant was a small sake bottle. Because I hadn't finished my wine and needed something to carry it home in.
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    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: Years ago, I stole little mini Corona bottle salt and pepper shakers from a restaurant in Raleigh. I still have those cute little shakers.
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    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: Heee.. I have a steak knife from Applebees and countless pint glasses from various bars.
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    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: I stole a rock paperweight from the table of a restaurant on the island of Hydra in Greece. But that's it.
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    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: In high school I had an entire place setting of silver I took from a hotel. I also had an Olive Garden hot tea pitcher. And a coffee cup from Denny's. I was a bit of a restaurant klepto.
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    11/17/08

    @EdnasEdibles: I have the requisite place setting from the university dining hall. I also took their soy sauce for my dorm room rice cooker.


    I have two pints from pubs in Ireland - Guinness and Carlsburg. I would pay some one in puppies if they got me the Bulmers glass I could never find.


    I have a place setting from Shari's.


    But my mom is the real winner. Our first silverwear set (a full set) came from the local restaurant Tollhouse, where she worked while going to college. I still have it.


    Oh, and I stole jam for my Little once. She was addicted to it and it was her birthday. She was very happy.

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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Without freckles? That is CUTE. I am totally going to use that.


    I love love love mustard. I ate mustard sandwiches when I was a kid. I dip carrots in mustard. When I eat a hot dog, the amount of mustard I dump onto it causes stares from all around. And my teeth turn yellow.


    Oh, how I love you mustard....

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    11/17/08

    @Archetype: Join with me in the hotdog/mustard love. I am wallowing in it- happily.
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    11/17/08

    @Archetype: I used to hate mustard, but now I put it on everything. I make really mustardy salad dressing, mmmmm.
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    11/17/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I have had conversations with many a stranger at baseball games about my mustard fetish....
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    11/17/08

    @Archetype: I drown EVERYTHING in mustard. I put mustard on my fries, English muffins, toast, egg sandwiches. Everything is better with mustard!
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    11/17/08

    @Archetype:


    Are you my sister? She puts mustard on everything. She gets mustard packets for her lunchie salads.

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    11/18/08

    I totally still eat mustard sandwiches! A little Grey Poupon, some of the spicy brown, and bright yellow, all done up in stripes on the bread so they meld together....I love mustard with a passion.
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Forget dirty-water dogs. I'm a Nathan's girl, all the way! ONIONS BABY!!!!
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    11/17/08

    @nex0s: yes, I'm sure those are cooked in the spring waters of the heavens
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Related: I totally know what I am eating for dinner tonight- and maybe even tomorrow.
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Also, Holly's boots are scary.
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    11/17/08

    @TexasCrude: I wonder how many abominable snowmen had to die for those?
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    11/17/08

    @TexasCrude: Like she amputated the feet of an abominable snowman.
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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    Way to make all those vendors waste hotdogs on you because you don't like the brown bits in mustard after they made you one. And what the hell is up with her asking for "yellow mustard" over and over and then being SHOCKED when they gave her YELLOW MUSTARD. Lady, you asked for YELLOW mustard...


    Also, if I was with someone who pulled this stunt, I would tell her it has to end or she can go off on her stupid mustard quest alone.

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    11/17/08

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners
    I love all the shades of mustard, excepting honey.
    Sometimes good old French's is exactly what a hotdog needs- but mostly only if the hotdog is pure pork. Pork and French's have a nearly perfect symbiotic relationship. I could talk about hotdogs all day.


    So- whatever, dude. I guess unsophisticated palate is like code for trashy?

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    11/17/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Don't you worry, Sister. Sit down here next to me while I eat my cottage cheese and grape jam on white bread sandwich. Everyone else can just sophisticated palate THIS, you know what I'm sayin'?
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    11/17/08

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: DON't TELL ANYONE, BUT I LOVE HERSHEY's CHOCOLATE. Yes, I know it isn't really chocolate. Yes, I know it is mostly sugar and cream. Yes, I know there are better chocolates.
    I DON'T CARE.
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