Pot, Meet Kettle: John McCain's Angry Insults Are Simply Absurd

Barack Obama is old, John McCain is tall, Sarah Palin is the most experienced politician in office today and Joe Biden looks so gosh-darned cute when he winks. The world has turned on its axis and what was true is false and what's false is true, or else there's no way that John McCain would think he could get away… »10/07/08 1:00pm10/07/08 1:00pm


Dear Governor Palin: Why So Afraid Of The Fourth Estate?

Hey, Sarah, what's up? No, it's cool, you can talk to me. Remember? You're a hockey mom! Only lipstick separates you from a pitbull! You're sassy, you're brassy, you're utterly convinced you're ready to lead this country! You don't hesitate or blink »9/23/08 4:00pm9/23/08 4:00pm! So, why are you ?I mean, I know we can be sort of mean. First there…

It's The End Of The World As You Know It, But He Feels Fine

  • In the wake of the Lehman Brothers bankruptcy filing and the Merrill Lynch buyout, the Dow dropped 504 points, or 4.4%. By the way, unless you've got more than $100,000 in one of them or money in the market you're going to need soon (or are reliant on Merrill, Lehman or AIG for your employment), you're probably going…
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Assigning All Blame For Everything To NBC News President Steve Capus

John McCain has told us all that he didn't want to go negative, it's just that no one was paying attention to him when he wasn't acting like an asshole, what with the long Democratic primary season and the historic nature of the Democrats' options and whatnot. So, he had »9/15/08 10:00am9/15/08 10:00am to go negative. Don't you see? and don't…

Does This Look Like A Battery To You? No? Then Please Join the Air Force

Hey, so, Moe's locked out of her house and I get to write the intro, which means it'll be less stream-of-consciousness and more... something else, I don't know I haven't had any coffee but I'm definitely less hung over than yesterday and not nearly as screwed as Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. T. Michael Moseley and… »6/06/08 10:00am6/06/08 10:00am