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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/29/09

    In reply to Something Borrowed, Something Shoe
    Didn't they do this movie with Chris O'Donnell already? #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of NotIt NotIt
    10/29/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Well, he seems to have a career again, so it makes sense... #marriageoffigaro
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    10/29/09

    @NotIt: Well, if he gets a new series with LL Cool J, then I think all the brides should get one too.
    (That would certainly motivate me to squeeze into one of those dresses.) #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/29/09

    In reply to Something Borrowed, Something Shoe
    At least it's making a cultural reference. "Figaro" was almost my new kitty's name: though since the black and white cat from Pinnochio is ALSO named Figaro, I named him something else. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/29/09

    In reply to Something Borrowed, Something Shoe
    My best friend opted for combat boots with rainbow socks under her formal wedding dress. That's why we're best friends. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/29/09

    In reply to Something Borrowed, Something Shoe
    Bridezillas and comfortable shoes, this does not bode well for Sydney. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    10/29/09

    @Ailatan: Really? I think it bodes really well for its ladies. I also plan to wear jeans under my wedding dress. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    10/29/09

    In reply to Something Borrowed, Something Shoe
    Sneakers are really an underrated style of bridal wear. Honestly you're going to be on your feet a lot and if you have a long dress why not cheat?

    Of course there's the odd fascination with shoe photos, but you can always stage those and make people think you were wearing something to better match the dress. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    10/29/09


    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: That's what I did! I wore these awesome shoes for the ceremony/photos and then changed immediately into slippers for dinner and dancing. #marriageoffigaro
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    10/29/09

    @thecameralovesyou: dammit, the preview cut them off! But you can click on it and see them. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    10/29/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: A friend of mine actually wore sneakers to her wedding for that very reason: who would know and she was going to be standing a lot? Makes sense to me! #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of Etoiles Etoiles
    10/29/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I had a really comfortable pair of blue ballet flats, that I now wear at work.

    I had a surprise the other way: at least half a dozen people, including my dad, all independently assumed I'd be wearing my blue chucks under my wedding dress and were surprised to find out I was not!

    But we don't have a shoe photo anyway. We do have a picture of my ginormous feet sticking out awkwardly at the end of my super-pasty legs as I ended up going down the slide in my wedding dress, though. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of susanstohelit susanstohelit
    10/29/09

    @HarpMadness: Oh I love pretty shoes so much, but I might have to don my Chucks. I'm trying to persuade my fiance to wear sneakers to the wedding. #marriageoffigaro
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    I found the artist's website, Jez had done a post on this

    [www.arianapagerussell.com]

    I think that might be what the Baby has. #miraclebaby
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: I remember that post! This definitely could be a hoax, with someone writing the verses on the baby's skin and then claiming a miracle. #miraclebaby
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    According to recent common sense, lesbians, in general, are tired of being treated differently. Just sayin'... #miraclebaby
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    To me, the rampant increase of meth use seems like it would be more of a factor in crimes committed than binge drinking. #miraclebaby
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    Image of lyra31 lyra31
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    I only skimmed the MSNBC article and didn't see any mention of this, but the first thing that jumped to my mind about the Russian miracle baby is that condition where you can write on your skin and it will raise up and be pink (Wikipedia says it's called "dermatographic urticaria"). Is it possible the baby has this and the mother or another caregiver decided to take advantage of it and get some fame? #miraclebaby
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    Image of squeaky yet unclean squeaky yet unclean
    10/22/09

    @lyra31: I'm tempted to say "bingo". I remember the documentary about a "miracle giant boy" living somewhere in Southern parts of Russia a few years back - his family was living off of showing him off, basically, and most probably giving him growth hormone as well as deliberately overfeeding him to sustain that livelihood.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Edited by squeaky yet unclean at 10/22/09 6:01 PM squeaky yet unclean was starred squeaky yet unclean was unstarred
    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    Isn't there a rare disorder such that light touches will cause welts to appear, allowing people to basically "write" on their skin with just a stick or something? #miraclebaby
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/22/09

    @debo matar la zombi goldberry83: I think so! I remember a post Jez had about an artist who photographed her skin with beautiful patterns since she had that condition. #miraclebaby
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    I've only learned two things from these kinds of religious appearances over the years:

    Jesus is one ugly mofo, and Mohammed has terrible penmanship. #miraclebaby
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    Image of staryberry staryberry
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    The skeptic in me is reminded of a skin condition that a high school friend of mine had. You could write on his skin with your fingernail, and the message would appear like a raised welt (but not painful) for hours afterward. It makes me wonder if the parents could be doing that. #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @staryberry: I think the parents are definitely doing something like that. I hope whatever it is isn't painful. #miraclebaby
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    Image of mashkitten mashkitten
    10/22/09

    @NellMood: My fiance has that condition. It takes a rather light scratch to do that. #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @mashkitten: If my boyfriend had that condition it would be really, really hard for me not to write on him. Because I'm insensitive. I'm glad to know it doesn't hurt. #miraclebaby
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    Image of GeekSpice GeekSpice
    10/22/09

    @NellMood: How great would that be? Like when marquees first came out as screensavers (to totally date myself) or FaceBook status updates. Plus he'd never forget anything at the grocery. #miraclebaby
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    cate3710 promoted this comment GeekSpice was starred GeekSpice was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @GeekSpice: I write little notes to myself all the time. If I had that skin condition, I bet my left forearm would be one long to-do list. #miraclebaby
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    Image of Haystacks Haystacks
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    "It appears and dissapears every few days.." Yes, that is the marker washing off when it gets a bath. #miraclebaby
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/22/09

    @Haystacks: Ha! That was my first thought. #miraclebaby
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    This picture must be from one of his "off" days, cause I ain't seein' it. #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @GirlFailer: It's suuuuper faint, down the middle of his leg. #miraclebaby
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    10/22/09

    @GirlFailer: Mother Mary on my burnt toast is much, much clearer than this so-called "verse." #miraclebaby
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/22/09

    @NellMood: I have terrible vision so maybe that's why I can't see it. But I'm really concentrating on it, and I see nothing. I'll try the contrast on my computer next! #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @GirlFailer: The picture's a little bigger at the link but it's still not easy to see. I wouldn't have noticed the writing without the story. #miraclebaby
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/24/09

    In reply to Is Designer Monique Lhuillier A Twihard?
    Man, I can't believe they snubbed the Siriano.
    There will be no fierceness forthcoming in Twihard fandom.
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