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Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues

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ObtuseIntolerant
01/26/09

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Lots to admire in Dirt Bag today, which is surprising...thumbs up for Chelsea Davy, Joanna Lumley and Bijou Phillips (never thought I'd say that.)

Meanwhile, Russell Brand and Chelsea Handler can put their BS schticks away any time soon now, it would bemuch appreciated.
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lalaland13
01/26/09

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Hey Bijou, you know what else your grandparents didn't take? Birth control pills! And they had 18 kids, and it was fine for them, so buck up and get over it! Stop being such a fuckin' pansy!
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suck_it_monkeys
01/26/09

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For some reason I find Lily Allen's over-sharing to be charming and funny. That joke(?) about wanting to stay famous long enough to snag a rich husband, and now this comment about her boyfriend being bad in bed, would be annoying from someone else, but when it's Lily I just giggle. I think I have been brainwashed by her adorable-ness.
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lookethatmyface
01/26/09

@suck_it_monkeys: I've been brainwashed by her for a while now. I want to run around in huge prom dresses and high tops.
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suck_it_monkeys
01/26/09

@lookethatmyface: Me too. And become a chav princess. :)
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bowleserised
01/26/09

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The paranoid part of me understands the separate flying thing, but statistically I'm sure they'd be better off avoiding driving in the same car.

Oh and Chelsey is so much smarter than Kate.
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vanka-vstanka
01/26/09

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I guess the one advantage of divorce is that your parents always fly separately!
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Ms. Crankypants
01/26/09

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Matthew Fox should not do press. In every interview he manages to be an asshole
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hellosunshine
01/26/09

@Ms. Crankypants: A good friend of mine works in the film industry in LA and has worked on a project with him... apparently he IS kind of an asshole :(
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dirtybee
01/26/09

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IRON.MAIDEN.HOTEL.

Nothing can go wrong this week.
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
01/26/09

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Please tell me I was not the only one who initially thought the Anderson Cooper thing was some sort of sexual euphemism.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
01/26/09

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Can we disemvowel Bijou Phillips IRL?
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Eeva
01/26/09

@rmric0: Bj Phllps. I like it! It sounds like someone gagging after giving a blowjob.
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BabyJane
01/26/09

@rmric0: @Eeva: Ha!

She can take it, she's no pansy. She is however an idiot.
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BlondeGoddess
01/26/09

@rmric0: I read: disembowel and thought, that's a bit harsh. But I'm all for disemvoweling the sorry woman.
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ohgoodness
01/26/09

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The Isla Fisher story reminds me of that scene in Knocked Up:

"You are not entitled to certain benefits the rest of us aren't. Like a gym membership"

"So you want me to lose weight?"

"Oh no, we legally can't ask you that. Just......tighten."

This one's an epic fail for Bruckheimer.
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sumerfish
01/26/09

@ohgoodness: I wish more actresses had her attitude: "Yeah, I work out, I hate it sometimes, it's part of my job, big whoop." Seems so much more genuine than "High metabolism!"-"I love pilates!"-"Macrobiological diet!" shit we hear over and over.
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lookethatmyface
01/26/09

@sumerfish: Like Julianne Moore saying she hasn't eaten in years. I love honesty in my actresses.
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LaMorena
01/26/09

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OMG, Natascha's baby has the cutest sleepy smiley face :)
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Sleuthy Sleuthstein
01/26/09

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I'm trying to decide which is trashier: bandages on the knees or a hickey?

I'm leaning towards hickeys, because they're pretty much always on purpose.
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alouette
01/26/09

@Sleuthy Sleuthstein: I commented to a friend with a hickey once that I've never had nor given one, and he asks incredulously "What do you and your boyfriend do? Play chess?"

Apparently, he had confused sex with sucking on someone's neck. The American education system let down another one.
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YourScreenplaySucks
01/26/09

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That Amy Winehouse/Blake Incarcerated story is so War of the Roses. Both that movie and this couple have taught me that one must carefully annotate one's love letters to prevent legal challenges should you find yourselves in divorce court in the future. As in:

Dear Love of My life,

You're everything to me. All I am and all I have, I owe to you. *See note

*This endearment is merely a melodramatic expression of my love-induced derangement and should not be interpreted as a legally binding statement.
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heykoukla
01/26/09

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But Chelsy Davy was perfect for Prince Harry. Her father has ties with the murderous regime of a psycho dictator, just like Prince Harry's great uncle Edward did.
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sarahxo
01/26/09

@heykoukla: What, who?
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SomeAuthorGirl
01/26/09

@sarahxo: Robert Mugabe. The Davy's run a game preserve thingy in Zimbabwe.
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heykoukla
01/26/09

@sarahxo: Her father is (was?) in business with Webster Shamu, who is a member of Robert Mugabe's government.

[www.zimbabwejournalists.com]

[www.telegraph.co.uk]

Whether that implicates him in any wrongdoing, I'm uncertain, but it's worth knowing.
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NefariousNewt
01/26/09

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My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine.

Well, except for a a little mania, paranoid schizophrenia, and OCD... but hey!
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FourInchHeels
01/26/09

@NefariousNewt: Trivial details.
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