• It's confirmed, sorta: Kat Von D and Jesse James are dating.

• It seems that Kristin Chenoweth might be getting her very own (musical) show!

• Oksana Grigorieva says she turned down Mel's $15 million because it entailed agreeing to a clause that gave him unsupervised visitation with their daughter. "I'm fighting for the life of my child," she says. [TMZ]
• She's also lawyer-shopping. [RMZ]

Now that people are genuinely interested in Bret Michaels—after narrowly escaping death from a brain hemorrhage—he's getting to tell his version of his other head injury at the 2009 Tony Awards. Of course, it involves Liza Minnelli.

• In yet another taped phone conversation, Mel Gibson has a rageful, semi-incoherent meltdown, uses an ethnic slur, and tells Oksana Grigorieva, "You're a fucking using whore…I own you... You don't count."

• Britney Spears is facing allegations that she abused her two young sons.

• Tabloid reporters have been harassing Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr about when they'd get married for years, and today his rep confirmed that they're engaged.

Today on GMA, Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels performed "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." It was better than Miley's leaked solo version, but her head-thrashing dance moves and mouthing Bret's lines were definite thorns. Click to watch.

Miley Cyrus' "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" cover — the result of her somewhat creepy friendship with Bret Michaels — has leaked. The computer singing for Miley will actually make you long for Bret's soulful crooning. Click to listen. [YouTube]

• In an explosive new interview, Courteney Cox reveals that while shooting Friends, she and Jennifer Aniston ate together every single day for 10 years, "And we always had the same thing — a Cobb salad..."

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we meet Snooki's parents, see Ramona Singer's booger, and hear Bret Michaels fart.

• Is Scarlett Johansson ditching the Hollywood life for something earthier?

Gossip

• It would be fairly epic if Madonna became a judge on American Idol.

• When asked if she's looking at colleges, Miley Cyrus said she's not going now but, "I'm a firm believer that you can go back at any age you want, because my grandma went back to college at 62 years old."

• Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, was found dead last night in the couple's Hollywood home.

• According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the show is having trouble attracting any other participants and may never actually air. [TMZ]

• A source claims that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis "physically attacked" two female employees, one of whom was "visibly pregnant," after he discovered that one of the employees was using her phone to talk to a media outlet:

• Michelle Williams denies that she is dating Ryan Gosling.