Single mom Connie Britton and her 2-year-old son Eyob and her jumbo glasses of white whine on Friday Night Lights and her perfect HAIR that is every effervescent, shimmering color that hair can be! I cannot.

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…

Nora Ephron, the writer/director/producer responsible for When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, and Julie and Julia (among others) has died. A source tells us that Ephron, 71, was suffering from an unspecified form of blood cancer. Speculation consumed the internet after Wowowow prematurely…

Does your dog not only think he's people, but think he's Bret Michaels? We have some good news, non-existent reader: PetSmart is launching a line of pet products specifically for you and your dog! The line will include dog beds, pet clothing, bowls, collars, and leashes designed by Bret. A company rep says, "Our pet…

We know Bret Michaels loves his rocker chicks. We know he's a spokesman for diabetes awareness. We know he's hiding something (probably baldness) underneath that bandana. What we didn't know, however, is that the man has a passion for meteorology. Here's a segment from the Weather Channel, in which they detail his…

• Kim Kardashian, who is not an actress, and has admitted that her true talent is "marketing," attended the Screen Actors Guild awards, where she informed a reporter on the red carpet that she would like to be an actress.

There were literally dozens of oddly digitally altered models and celebrities this year, with a swipe of the mouse resulting in wonky elbows, whittled waists, new hands and unnaturally lightened skin. Here we have the very worst.

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Heidi Montag is a sad Barbie on the cover of Life & Style, calling her plastic surgery a "disaster" and showing off her scars a year after the procedures.

Everyone knows and agrees that Rock of Love: Bus is one of the greatest achievements in the history of television. But is enjoying some mindless laughs at the expense of fame-hungry female reality TV stars harmful to women?