This morning I woke up and opened my eyes and it was still true—Donald Trump will be the 45th president of the United States. And then I realized there’s not a damn thing I can do about it.
I, and every new parent I know, am terrified of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, better known as SIDS. It’s the leading cause of death for babies between one month and one year old, killing 2,500 per year peacefully in their sleep. And so we check constantly to see if our babies are still breathing.
Do you know who Patrick McDermott is? It’s all right if you don’t. I didn’t know who he was until this morning, but now that I do, I sort of wish I didn’t. Knowing who Patrick McDermott is—today, specifically—is exhausting, because Patrick McDermott would prefer it if you didn’t know who he was at all.
Previously, it was thought that celebs who pose with their mouths hanging open were just affecting a ridiculous SexyFace. But their condition may be far more serious; Doctors warn chronic mouth-breathing has numerous health risks!
According to May's Glamour, you're "irresistible" to your guy when you blow him while watching TV — just don't swallow, or you might lose that flat belly.
This month's Cosmo wants to let you in on a hot new trend: breathing!