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PrettyPrettyPrincess
03/07/09

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I want to flash my rack all over the internets now! Also, hugs for everyone who walks around thinking they are not quite right. Don't we all feel that way sometimes? I just want to hug all you bishes and tell you how lovely you all are.
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onestrawplz
03/06/09

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Ha, did anyone see the moron on that page's comments saying that he didn't find any of these breasts "attractive"? As if the gallery was just for his viewing pleasure...
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Cerridwen
03/06/09

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I generally pretty much hate my breasts (visiting Southern France was not good for my self-esteem!), but after seeing a documentary about breasts in which the women interviewed were all topless actually did make me feel slightly better. I think it is super important for women to see more depictions of real female bodies. The women in this documentary had real breasts, surgically-enhanced breasts and there were even some trans women.
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taranwanderer
03/06/09

@Cerridwen: Documentary's title, please!
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Cerridwen
03/06/09

@taranwanderer: I couldn't remember the name but I looked it up and indeed it is simply titled: Breasts: A Documentary

[www.amazon.com]
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Stabby McStabberson
03/06/09

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in case you missed my comment above -- normal vaginas! lots and lots of them!

*very* nsfw

[1001vaginas.com]

now we need galleries of thighs, stomachs, upper arms, butts, etc.
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Stabby McStabberson
03/06/09

@Stabby McStabberson is stabby: apologies if it's off topic. it seemed to be along a similar vein, if you will.
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kim_greasy
03/06/09

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These kindsa galleries are amazing!

I felt so bad for the woman who's uncomfortable naked because of what a man said to her when she was undressed.

Fuck that guy! Or, don't ever. I hope he never gets any as long as he lives.

Whenever I'm uncomfortable with my body, I delve into art history, where there are images and sculptures of women that look real. And took yeeears of blood and sweat to sculpt or paint.
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Crackers in Bed
03/06/09

@Dark_Snark: my college boyfriend once told me that i had "eraser-head" nipples, and that such nipples were undesirable. of course, this guy was an extremely naive virgin, and his only reference points were Playboy and porn. (over the years i came to realize that I actually had very lovely breasts, and was even told by 3 different men that they were the most perfect they had ever seen in person.)

I ran into that college boyfriend a couple of years ago and reminded him of his comment - he remembered and was MORTIFIED and said he wishes he could go back in time and smack himself up-side the head :)
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mysterygirl
03/06/09

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If you don't want to be depressed, don't click the Sociological Images link and read the comment from the dude who says that all those (nice, normal) breasts are ugly.
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Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
03/06/09

@mysterygirl: He needs to STFU and realize that in one little corner of the internet, women's bodies are not being offered up for his consumption. That makes me kinda sad.
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Shamrockette
03/06/09

@mysterygirl: Obviously we know what he's doing on a Friday evening.
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jungbutmature
03/06/09

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I hate my breasts, and I'm getting fake ones as soon as a I graduate college.

I know, I know, I should love myself just the way I am- but listen. I'm 6'1". I'm a size 12 (14 when I'm on my period). I have what my boyfriend refers to as "birthin' hips" and what a former coworker of mine referred to as a "ghetto white girl booty." I am BIG on bottom. On top? 38B. BARELY. When I bend over in my B-cup there's significant gapping. Strange proportions. Not to say I don't love my body, I do (most days), but some nice C's (that's all I'm asking for! no stripper tits!) would even me out, and make me feel thinner and sexier. For ME. Plus, because I do have naturally a fair amount of breast tissue, so I won't look like some Rock of Love chick with water balloons tacked to her chest.

I have thought this out. But is it weird that the doctor who'll be doing my tits is the same one who did my mom's? He did a fantastic job.
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Shamrockette
03/06/09

@jungbutmature: There's nothing wrong with wanting to get breast augmentation if YOU truly want it.

I feel the same way as you. I'm a 38A, huge hips, size 10-12, and a tummy. I've always been self-conscious about my breasts, since they're small. But now I'm liking them, because they're MY breasts.

All I'm saying is if you truly want it, then go for it.
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par3
03/06/09

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come to Europe! walk topless on the beach. we love 'normal' breasts. people here are frightened by those enormous balloons that america is plagued with.
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SylvanSylph
03/06/09

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"Many people argue at this and say that breasts have a dual function: being a sexual object AND for breastfeeding. But anatomically or physiologically there is nothing in the breast to make it a part in human procreation. It's just the image created by television and magazines that almost everybody in the USA believes."

How about that it feels lovely when people play with them?

Also, it's amazing that some people on the site have gorgeous, perky, symmetrical pairs. Somehow it makes me feel normal AND jealous.

Also, how do you make italics in comments?
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kelsium
03/06/09

@SylvanSylph: blah blah blah except without spaces.
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kelsium
03/06/09

@kelsium: Damn. that did not work okay, here instead: [lifehacker.com]
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SylvanSylph
03/06/09

@kelsium: Hurray! Thank you!
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clevernamehere
03/06/09

@SylvanSylph: Of mamals, only humans have permanent breasts. Monkeys and apes are flat chested unless they are nursing. At the very least they are man bait, "Look how symetrical and not male I am."
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kelsium
03/06/09

@clevernamehere: What is interesting is that in other apes the secondary sex organs are the buttocks. I guess the theory is that when we learned to walk upright the breasts became the new butt. Could explain why men like cleavage so much.
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clevernamehere
03/06/09

@kelsium: There's also a whole thing about breasts promoting face to face sex, which leads to eye contact, which leads to bonding, which keeps couples together, which keeps kids alive.
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kelsium
03/06/09

@clevernamehere: I love evolution! It is so cool!
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Crackers in Bed
03/06/09

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uh-oh, i think we crashed the breast site...
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
03/06/09

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I'm fine with my breasts as long as they stay in my bra. When those girls get loose, not so much.

BTW, I'm a 32DD and almost all bras in my size are for girls with fake ones which do not have the same needs as mine. If it weren't for Wacoal, I would need some kind of a cart. I also thought I was a 36C for about 20 years. As do something like 75% of bra-buying women. Get a bra fitting, ladies!
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
03/06/09

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: I'm a 28DD. I have to get all my bras fitted and it is worth every fucking penny.
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earthgirl
03/06/09

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: Amen. I'm the same size and was in deep denial until my trained bra store friend took me aside with a tape measurer. What is this Wacoal? The only decent bras I've been able to find were at Victoria's Secret.
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gangey
03/06/09

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: I'm a 34DD... who is even bigger now that I'm breastfeeding, probably a 34F or G.

Recently I went to a Motherhood Maternity store to buy a more supportive nursing bra (I got tired of wearing old sports bras finally) and they did not have anything remotely close to my size. The saleslady finally brought me a 38D, and said "the cups are the same, so this should work." WTF? And what about the band that is way too big? What am I supposed to do about that? When I have a bra and a shirt on, I don't feel like my girls are freakishly large. The experience of not finding a bra that would even come close to fitting me AT A STORE THAT ONLY STOCKS BRAS FOR WOMEN WHO ARE BREASTFEEDING definitely made me feel bad about myself. And then I got over that and just got PISSED.
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Crackers in Bed
03/06/09

@earthgirl: @Bitcherina:

actually that's not the official site, just a boutique. here's the wacoal site:

[wacoal-america.com]
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AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
03/06/09

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This, after the penis size debate in the Penis Pump thread? Now I'm angry.
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SylvanSylph
03/06/09

@NakedGills: There should be a normal penis site. I feel like men tend to have almost all of their body issues condensed into one small area, whereas women get to spread them out a bit. And there are significantly more guys who don't seem to care about breast size than women who don't seem to care about penis size. On the other hand, we aren't constantly bombarded by images of unnaturally large penises in the same way.
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AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
03/06/09

@SylvanSylph: No, men are just bombarded by real live women complaining about how much size matters. Is that any less destructive to a dude's body image?
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SylvanSylph
03/06/09

@NakedGills: Nope, probably not.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm of the opinion that size doesn't particularly matter. Actually, I think the best boost to sex is a caring, loving relationship. But I'm probably crazy.
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clevernamehere
03/06/09

@NakedGills: I really thought the penis size thread was terrible, but you are really out of touch if you think men have it rougher when it comes to negative comments about body size/shape. Half of TMZ and Perez Hilton's posts boil down to pointing of the flaws in a woman's body. I've yet to see a website post pictures of penises for feedback (though it probably does exist). Just look at gangey's post upthread- that really isn't uncommon and lots of guys don't even think about what they say about women's bodies.

The penis size thread was out of line, but just a few days ago people were called out for nasty comments they made about Seth Rogan/Jason Segel/Jonah Hill's less than GQ bodies.
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SylvanSylph
03/06/09

@clevernamehere: Not to mention that a relative few see your penis, whereas it's pretty easy to tell how large a woman's breasts are just by looking at her clothed.

However, the people here should know better.
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AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
03/06/09

@clevernamehere: I agree that body-snarking on women is highly prevalent in our culture in a way that body-snarking on men will almost certainly never be. The point I'm trying to make is that it's just as destructive when it happens to men. I can't believe a group of women who've fought so hard to promote healthy body images and acceptance of all shapes and sizes can turn around and do the exact same thing to a different group.

Maybe I'm a little oversensitive because my partner is insecure about his body and penis size. Things always seem more important when they affect you personally.
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AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
03/06/09

@SylvanSylph: A good point. However, just because no one but me can see my partner's penis doesn't make him any less insecure about it. Women's bodies are certainly more "on display" and are therefore easier to comment on, which is probably one of many reasons why we get hit with body critiques much more frequently. But the aforementioned thread certainly demonstrates that even out-of-sight body parts can be readily picked on.
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SylvanSylph
03/06/09

@NakedGills: You're right, it can be just as destructive. There are a lot of women who seem to equate sexual freedom with the ability to be incredibly vocal about the attractiveness and assets of almost every guy they see. They even do that about other women, sometimes. A female friend of my boyfriend once very loudly complimented my ass. They would undoubtedly be disgusted if a man did the same thing, but I don't really see a difference.
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AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
03/06/09

@clevernamehere: "...just a few days ago people were called out for nasty comments they made about Seth Rogan/Jason Segel/Jonah Hill's less than GQ bodies."

Thank you for mentioning this. I'm not trying to vilify anyone, just pointing out a double standard. I'm sure everyone's intentions were completely innocent in that thread, but the best of intentions don't make the statements any less potentially hurtful.
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gennie catastrophe: it's not personal
03/06/09

@NakedGills:

The Boy is also insecure about his penis size, too, even though I'm the only one that sees it. We actually measured once and I would have thought the results would be at least comforting if not flattering but he totally didn't see it that way.
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AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
03/06/09

@gennie.catastrophe: My boy asked me to measure his and rate his performance in bed. I explained to him why I thought that was a very bad idea. His response was a simple, "you're smart."

Also, I love that you call yours the Boy as well =)
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jigglyball
03/06/09

@NakedGills: For what it's worth, the penis size thread made me really uncomfortable. I refrained from commenting, because a few people had already argued for gender-neutral body acceptance. But yeah, overall, I was disappointed. And I'm a gal.
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flexanimous
03/06/09

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i love love love my boobs/breasts/rack/gazoongas etc.
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gobblegirl
03/06/09

@flexanimous: Ha! My ladies are gazoongas too.
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Triana Orpheus
03/06/09

@flexanimous: I love mine too! I should probably be more hesitant to show them to people, but everyone that's seen them loves them too.
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hydrogen_jukebox
03/06/09

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I knew it was just a matter of time before this showed up here! I stumbled upon this site, and thought it was so sweet, in it's own way.
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VaginaWig is A Merkin
03/06/09

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What a freaking AWESOME website. We need more stuff like this because it's OKAY TO BE NORMAL, PEOPLE. Really. Real and natural=hot.
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Shamrockette
03/06/09

@VadgeWig is more socially acceptable: You should definitely post a link to it in your blog.
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