'Washington Post' Fashion Critic: A Vast Tit-Wing Conspiracy?

Moe — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:15:50 EDT

Remember Hillary Clinton's "tits"? Washington Post fashion critic and Pulitzer winner Robin Givhan wrote about them, like, forever ago, in one of those stories that seems a little mean until you think about how Ann Coulter has personally raised enough money for John Edwards' campaign coffers that he could probably add a "$500 haircut for every child" clause to his platform. So yes: The week before last Robin Givhan wrote about Hillary Clinton's show of boob, and now Hillary Clinton is using it to reap campaign donations, and the New York Times is jumping on the anti-Givhan wagon because they hate people who write about fashion in a way that doesn't sell ads in T Style Magazine, and the conservatives who have long suspected Givhan of being a Democratic shill are really confused, so before anyone forgets their crush on Obama we felt it was our duty to point out that:

Robin Givhan is a fashion critic.
D.C. is to fashion what, like, Burma is to human rights.

That is all. And yeah yeah, "Myanmar," fuck you.

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Moe — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:27:19 EDT

Hey guys! We're back from Washington, finally, and wearing something other than that (synthetic) dress we borrowed Monday night (smell: heavenly) and it turns out we left just in time to miss a MONUMENTAL FASHION EVENT: a lifting of the long-held ban on the display of Hillary Clinton top-boob. Yes, folks, this is what passes for cleavage in that town. Can you make it out from this picture? It looks like a cross between Vanessa Minnillo's sex face and those mobile bioweapons laboratories as seen from space, right? Anyway, after furnishing a comprehensive timeline of the Clinton no between-boobage policy, Washington Post fashion critic Robin Givhan subtly suggests she does not approve:

But really, it was more like catching a man with his fly unzipped. Just look away!

Oh, SNAP!

A reference to everyone's favorite Commando In Chief! A low blow (heh) perhaps, but everyone needs a skintervention once in awhile! There's always a next time on C-Span, Hil! Just don't wear the possibility you're not a frigid lesbian on your sleeve so much!

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