Guys guys guys. I think it's safe to say we've reached a critical mass of ludicrousness when a woman who cannot breastfeed DUE TO A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY still can't dodge the heat of the breastfeeding brigade, intent to force breastmilk on her child or lecture her about how wrong she is.
Sashay Brown, a police officer in Washington, D.C., recently asked her superiors to let her stay on a desk job. She'd been sent out on patrol, but there was a problem.
The IRS states breastfeeding doesn't have "enough health benefits to qualify as a form of medical care," says The Times, so you won't be able to use your new tax-free flexible spending account for breast pumps. Acne cream's okay!