Side Eye: Boobsman Superhero Feels Up Strange Women on the Street

A Polish comedian dubbed himself "Boobsman" and filmed a video in which he runs around "protecting the health of women's breasts," i.e. squeezing strangers' boobs on the street. If anyone in a cape felt me up without warning (or with, really) I would not respond by giggling, which is what most of these women do, which…
Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob
It's basically impossible to keep up with the terminology used to exactly describe what part of a woman's breasts are visible to the world. And if you don't know what words to use, how can you properly describe exactly which part of that part of you looked so phenomenal the last time you rocked it? In order to right…
Bras Are Not From Outer Space and We Can Totally Figure Out This Crap
Good grief with the whinging about your bras, ladies! This one is furious at being told that her bra doesn't fit her (it doesn't). This one has just spent a small fortune on new bras, so taken was she with her own bosom once it was introduced to boulder holders that fit properly. And this one insists on putting her…
The Great Bra Washing Extravaganza
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Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It On Correctly, Dammit
I wore the wrong bra size for years. I knew it, too, but I was always too lazy/poor/ashamed of my body to do anything about it. One day I was feeling emotionally tough and financially wealthy, I marched into Nordstrom, located the oldest employee in the lingerie section — figuring she knew best because she had the…
Researchers Find a Tenuous Link Between Dudes’ Preference for Big Boobs and Sexist Attitudes
A British study about mens' breast size preferences has yielded a pretty unremarkable insight. Actually, the most unremarkable insight possible — the highly subjective "medium" breast size category received the most survey votes (32.7 percent of them, to be precise). Before we cue a great eye roll for another…
Costa Rican Women Protest a Woman Being Denied Her Right to Breastfeed in Public by Breastfeeding in Public
Not only does Costa Rica boast excellent surf, adorable rainforest creatures, and a community of tax-evading expatriates who spend their days playing golf and having Cialis-fuelled mega orgies, the tiny Central American republic also has a lady president who doesn't take any shit from retail plazas when they try to…
Lifetime's New Bra-Fitting Reality Show Is, Dare We Say, Uplifting
Lifetime has just premiered Double Divas, a new reality series that follows Atlanta-based bra fitters Cynthia and Molly, and, surprisingly, the show has its fair share of touching moments (there are some ridiculous moments in there, too, so don't you worry). As the majority of women know, the search for the right…
Mall Cops Ask Breastfeeding Women Why They're Exposing Themselves, Tells Them to 'Cover Up'
It's hard out there for a mom. Recently, a woman in Houston was kicked out of a Hollister store because no human beings should shop there. JK, it's because she was breast feeding. In response, three women decided to stage a "nurse in" at a Hollister store at the Concord Mall in Delaware on Saturday. Just for the…
