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    "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob

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    Image of Pantra Pantra
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    I love his phone number. Damien from the Omen grew up and became a plastic surgeon.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Pantra was starred Pantra was unstarred
    Image of RoughHouser RoughHouser
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    Well, HELL! If I'd had this deal last month for my mastectomy and reconstruction, I'd have a free implant with which I could play beanbag toss, or use as a wrist support for my mouse, or as a tiny pillow for car rides!

    My one implant and I feel cheated.

    PS, life with one fake and one real boob is HIL-AR-I-OUS. :)
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    mbot says Spock yeah! promoted this comment Edited by RoughHouser at 09/10/09 5:23 PM RoughHouser was starred RoughHouser was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    What if I want to buy them in bulk? Like a six pack o' boobs?
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
    Image of little_librarian little_librarian
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    What is with the plastic surgery billboards? There was one on a very well traveled road near my town that said, "Why get's A's and B's when you can have C's or D's". That was one of the most offensive things I've ever seen so close to home, and I called that plastic surgery office every day and complained.
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    little_librarian was starred little_librarian was unstarred
    Image of Experiment626 Experiment626
    09/10/09

    @little_librarian: because A's and B's get you into a good school and C's and D's make your parents sad.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Experiment626 was starred Experiment626 was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    09/11/09

    @Experiment626: But C's get degrees!
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    That's two ridonk ads from my home state today. I am proud of our avante garde advertising.

    "Want to wear neoprene? Just move to Wisconsin instead!"
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of Experiment626 Experiment626
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    Uh, but does the free implant have to be one of equal or lesser size than the first and can you mix and match?
     Reply
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Experiment626 was starred Experiment626 was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    09/11/09

    @Experiment626: Could you split the cost with a friend so you each get one?
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    Also, does this remind anyone else of something??

    HI, EVERYBODY!!!
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/10/09


    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: HI DR. NICK!
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/10/09

    @BabyJane: Thank you!!!!!! Oh, you are the awesomest.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    09/10/09

    @BabyJane: You went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    What if I like asymmetry and only want one? Is the one 50% off like at the grocery store? Or do I have to buy two? What if I use my club card?
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    BabyJane promoted this comment curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/10/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Not sure of the technicalities, but if it's anything like the market, the second item must be of equal or lesser value and the discount cannot be combined with any other offer. Plus it expires tomorrow.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    This story puts the boo in boob job.
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    Edited by BabyJane at 09/10/09 4:30 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/10/09

    @BabyJane: Yeah, not the breast marketing ploy I've ever seen.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09/10/09

    @BabyJane: I for one was saying Boo-bjob-urns.
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    09/10/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: you're all just being augumentative.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment boobookitt was starred boobookitt was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/10/09

    @boobookitteh: ZING!! hahahahahaha!!!!
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Malaise Malaise
    09/10/09

    @boobookitteh: Buy and large, true.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Malaise was starred Malaise was unstarred
    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    Really? we're BOGO-ing boobs now?
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment boobookitt was starred boobookitt was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    All implants? One cheek, get one free? One bicep, get one free? What does one do with the second penis implant? Give it to a friend?
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    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    09/10/09

    In reply to "Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
    But if you buy two, do you get two free? Because I'm not signing up until someone can promise me a quad-boob, 50% off.
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    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    05/05/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: Nude Photo Scandal Is An Attack On My Faith
    Nothing makes me laugh harder than the term "opposite marriage" that has been coined to describe male-female marriage. Only fanatical nutcases could come up with a term to make their objective, plain old ordinary "traditional" marriage, sound like something twisted and perverted. Against "opposite marriage" same-sex marriage sounds like the only sane and reasonable choice!
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    Tart of Darkness was starred Tart of Darkness was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/05/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: Nude Photo Scandal Is An Attack On My Faith
    The problem I see with a lot of fundamentalist christians is that they are unable to justify their ethical thought in any other way than through the Bible. The Bible is a very difficult text to seek for moral truths in. Theologians attempt to do it, but their attempts are almost always called into question by other interpreters.


    This Prejean person should probably start looking at some alternate avenues of ethical thought. Something that doesn't rely on interpretation, but instead relies on a cold, hard look at the world, hopefully through the lens of science, law and the ethical tradition.

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/05/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: Nude Photo Scandal Is An Attack On My Faith
    Could Jezebel please start a 'No linking to The Dirty. Ever' policy.


    As much as I like seeing some idiot, illiterate blogger coin and use terms like 'slant fucker' and 'for the gays'...


    Seriously, though, that site makes me fucking sick.

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