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    10/28/09

    In reply to Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
    Uh...I dunno how much MORE anxiety I could have had as a knocked-up teenager with an abusive boyfriend and a mother who hadn't yet realized her own potential, but my newborn baby was 8 lbs. even, dude. Healthier than a horse. Just saying.

    WHERE'S MY FUCKEN WAFFLE ROBOT, DAMN IT?! #breakfast
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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    10/28/09

    @SBJ: Hello, delightful anectdote supposing to disprove the quote above. I would like to introduce you to my good friend, statistics. #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
    At this point why don't they just come out with a study saying: 'In every single position of power, men outnumber women.' #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
    Breakfast machines are a childhood fantasy of mine, but I wouldn't trust it to work. All I can think of is Jonathan Pryce holding his depressing coffee-soaked toast at the beginning of Brazil. #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
    I hope Alice Munro gets well very soon. Her books are the dominant placeholder on my favorite-books shelf- I feel like I'm constantly waiting for her next amazing story or book to come out. #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
    Re: the disparity between men and women at the top positions of law firms.

    I will say this every single time, but it bears repeating.

    NEVER, for the sake of your sanity and very belief in humanity, read the comments on Above the Law. It makes me weep for the profession I am currently killing myself to enter. #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: And you know I just did it anyway. There's even a warning on the site that the comments are hidden for your 'protection'. And I did it anyway. #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    @boobookitteh: Go write 1000 times: "I will not read the comments on ATL". #breakfast
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    10/27/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'll get right on that after I drill a hole in my head and pour bleach in, in an effort to erase the memory. It took pretty much about 6 comments. And I regularly read the comments on the NY Post site. #breakfast
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/27/09

    In reply to Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
    Yes, but does it make waffles? Because if the answer is no, I shall continue my noble work until automatic waffle-makers are a reality for all who want them! #breakfast
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    10/27/09

    @Dodgergirl: I also saw no mention of bacon. #breakfast
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    Totally wrong for her. She needs something older, more motherly.

    I'd have gone with "Beulah".
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    i think Bessie Butterworth is much cuter.
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    Just wait until the topless photos on her iPhone are "accidentally" posted online. She was called "Sugartits" back in the day for a reason, you know.
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    Boooo. There's already a product called Joy, marketing people. Now I'll forever associate this syrup with lemon dishwashing detergent.
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    10/02/09

    @hortense: It reeks of "marketing gimmck," not that Joy isn't a lovely name.
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    10/02/09

    @hortense: She's also having an affair with a roll of paper towels named Brawny, who lives in Hidden Valley. She used to see the Green Giant, but he dumped her for Betty Crocker, that temptress.
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    10/02/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: that was epic!
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    A syrup bottle has a twitter account? My facebook friend Bacon is so not amused.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    04/07/09

    In reply to Happy Returns
    That is one of the most delicious breakfasts I have seen! And I want it.. bad. I can't believe after my yoga routine this morning I ate a leftover piece of pizza... barf.
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    04/07/09

    In reply to Happy Returns
    FrĂĽhstĂĽck!!!


    I had this breakfast in Berlin a couple of times, and holy crap - you are full for the rest of the freaking day, and you get all your fruit veggies and proteins all at once. freaking tasty.

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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    04/07/09

    In reply to Happy Returns
    That looks sooooo good and I just had breakfast! I could tuck into that no problem.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    04/07/09

    In reply to Happy Returns
    That photo makes me want to buy white bread again for the first time in years...
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