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  • #lovelorn

    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do: A Collection Of Advice Not Taken

    I got dumped recently. But as horrible and earth shattering as that was, there was one thing that was almost worse: The Breakup Conciliation. More »
    12/16/09
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    By Intern Katy
  • #breakups

    Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Call It Quits

    Sadness: according to People, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, who began dating in 2007 after working together on the film Rendition, have split, which means we may very well have a celebrity "turkey drop" on our hands, people.
    11/29/09
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    By hortense
  • #dumpinggrounds

    Beware The "Turkey Drop": Holiday Dumping Season Is Upon Us

    If you've ever dumped someone or been dumped right around Thanksgiving, you're apparently not alone: the holiday is responsible for the demise of many a shaky relationship, thanks to the phenomenon known as "the turkey drop." More »
    11/29/09
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    By hortense
  • #cryin

    Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith

    Aerosmith's Joe Perry says that Steven Tyler has quit the band, though he doesn't "know for how long, indefinitely or whatever." Tyler has been with Aerosmith since 1970; Perry claims the band will try to carry on without him. [UPI]
    11/07/09
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    By hortense
  • #crapemailfromagirlfriend

    Will This Be A Cosmo Confession?

    Guy leaves for trip to Europe, girlfriend freaks out and sends increasingly angry emails, he breaks up with her and posts her last missives to him on the internet. Ouch. Fascinating gender breakdown in the comments. [Buzzfeed]
    08/11/09
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    By LatoyaPeterson
  • #divorce

    Divorce Parties: Awkward Or Awesome?

    A few years ago, Shanna Moakler celebrated her separation from her then-husband, Travis Barker, by throwing a divorce party, complete with a cake depicting a wife throwing a husband down a flight of stairs. Charming! More »
    07/26/09
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    By hortense
  • #crapemailfromadude

    "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"

    Few ex-boyfriends appreciate the primacy of laziness on the decision whether or not to sleep with them again. "Emily" and "Brian" were two old flames in the laziest stretch of most educated Americans' post-infant lives: Christmas break home from college. More »
    07/22/09
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  • #ennuiometer

    Are We At "Creeping Malaise" Yet?

    Need a handy graphical representation of basically every breakup ever? Check out the Doomed Relationship Chart. Especially apt — the "arguement over foreign policy" stage. Except for us it might be an "arguement" about spelling. [BuzzFeed]
    07/15/09
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    By Anna N.
  • #crapemailfromadude

    "Like I Said Before, I Have Some Sociopath Tendencies"

    "The lover's discourse is today of an extreme solitude," Roland Barthes wrote in 1977, for those who didn't catch it from the placement of the apostrophe. Spoken like someone who'd never been confronted with change in an ex-girlfriend's relationship status! More »
    07/08/09
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  • #crapemailfromadude

    "I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"

    New game! "What's more offensive?" The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) or the "awww, but it seems like he really loved her!" forgiveness orgy for this pathological dumbshit dipshit shitfuck? More »
    06/29/09
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  • #crapemailfromadude

    "What Could Be Wrong With Something That Tastes Good And It Fills Me Up?"

    Welcome back to Crap Email From A Dude, wherein Jezemeritus Moe and her fellow romantic failure Georgia Cool parse the missives of dudes you are hopefully not still fucking. Today's theme: self-control. More »
    06/15/09
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  • #oncetwice44timesalameo

    How To Reinforce Sexist Cliches In 44 Easy Steps

    The Frisky lists 44 steps to breaking up with your boyfriend, and it's 44 kinds of annoying. More »
    02/19/09
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    By Anna N.
  • #dumpinggrounds

    Museum Aims To Make Breaking Up Less Hard To Do

    A new museum opened in Singapore on Wednesday, with the express purpose of healing broken hearts. More »
    01/07/09
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    By Intern Katy
  • #maghag

    Anne Hathaway's Breakup: "Not A Part Of My Life Anymore"

    More Vogue: Anne Hathaway is on the cover looking all glue-huffy-happy, and inside, as she shops for underwear, she says:
    12/16/08
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    By Dodai
  • #breakups

    The Benefits Of A Break-Up Service

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  • #annehathaway

    Anne Hathaway: Grace Under Pressure

    10/05/08
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  • #pink

    Pink Makes Breaking Up Look Not So Hard To Do

    08/22/08
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  • #maghag

    Jessica Simpson In Glamour: Did She Jinx It With Tony Romo, Or Was She Just Being "Honest"?

    05/14/08
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  • #dumpinggrounds

    Study: Breaking Up Not Hard To Do

    05/02/08
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  • #newsroundup

    Let's Be Honest Barry; He Kept On Playing Games And The Loving Was Not The Same

    04/29/08
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  • #uncommitted

    Divorce Is Not For Democrats

    04/03/08
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