Hell Hath No Fury Like Britney Spears Scorned: She Will Destroy You

You don't want to cross Britney Spears, because she is so rich and powerful she will literally tie you up and feed you to that snake she wore in her "I'm a Slave 4 U" performance at the VMAs. And if you mess with Britney's man, she will sue you into oblivion if you don't keep your goddamn mouth shut. » 9/10/14 6:45pm 9/10/14 6:45pm

Man Sues Ex Over Her Obsession With Snoopy Plush Toy

No relationship is perfect. All of us have our quirks (for instance, I can't eat a burrito unless I have found the perfect show to watch on TV) and, for the most part, our partners have to learn to accept our special ways of doing things in the same way we have to accept theirs (my partner eats pizza with a fork like… » 4/13/14 3:00pm 4/13/14 3:00pm

How Believable Was the Breakup on The Newsroom Last Night?

On Sunday night's premiere of season two of The Newsroom, some stuff happened, most of which was really pretty dull. To be fair, it's hard to see how it could have been more interesting than the season one finale, when star-crossed lovers Maggie and Jim almost got together after Maggie had a meltdown in front of one… » 7/15/13 6:20pm 7/15/13 6:20pm

Times Reports on Young New Yorkers Staying Roommates After Breaking Up

New York Times trend pieces can be pretty irritating, especially when they focus on Williamsburg residents who can their own figs and take their pet goats to a dog park. Still, even the most irritating trend pieces about a city where value systems are so remarkably exaggerated (and, therefore, seem absolutely bonkers… » 6/09/13 3:00pm 6/09/13 3:00pm

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-Ups

When it comes to love, 2011 has had a few ups: Jennifer Aniston finally found someone who can fill the Brad-Pitt-shaped hole in her heart, and Kate Middleton and Prince William won our hearts with their intimate little wedding. (Don't forget how he drove her around in that convertible afterwards. It doesn't get more… » 12/30/11 11:10am 12/30/11 11:10am

Did John Mayer Pull A John Mayer And Dump Jennifer Aniston?

  • Did John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston break up? Sources say she's been dumped. Gah! An unnamed, possibly non-trustworthy, totally random source says: "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have…
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