Price Of Beauty: Jessica In Rio, Plastic Surgery Capital
Jessica Simpson and her friends were in Brazil for last night's episode of The Price Of Beauty. Ken Paves had his crotch waxed, and then the group of Americans met a Brazilian woman who's had forty-two plastic surgery procedures.
10 Year-Olds Getting Bikini Waxes? • Breast Cancer Gene Discovered
• Get ready to get sick: Australian girls as young as 10 and 11 are getting Brazilian waxes. And preschool aged girls want to paint their nails and wear "bras tailored for toddlers." WTF? •
Brazilian Waxes: The Trend That Never Really Existed
There's a page-view-baiting essay in Salon today about how, because of the recession and widely acknowledged creepiness, women are going retrobush and shunning Brazilian waxes. But!
Father Gives Daughter Bikini Waxes, Rides To Work At A Brothel
Today's episode of Tyra was about women who are looking to become legal prostitutes in Nevada. One particularly fucked up segment featured Summer, a pretty 18-year-old who is an "up and coming" adult film actress about to start working at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Summer's father is also her manager, and he…
Proud Player Paul Janka Talks About Sluts On Tyra
Yesterday's Tyra was all about "true confessions of the male mind," and Tyra stacked the audience with dudes, including our (least) favorite confirmed bachelor Paul Janka. (You know, the guy who didn't date-rape Moe.) First, Janka talked about how sexual double standards are "earned" because it's difficult to be a…
How To Get Waxed
An astute reader points us to this blogger, who has just contributed a post on how best to approach the agony also known as the Brazilian wax. (Brief aside: Is it called "Brazilian" because the map of Brazil resembles a female pubis? Just sayin'!) Anyway, we've been trying to think of something funny or smart to…
