Groupon Can Take Away Our Gun Deals, but They'll Never Take Away our Anal Waxing

Ladies, we must be vigilant. Groupon has recently announced they are canceling their gun deals. The inevitable question is what will they come for next? Our God-given right to the Brazilian bikini wax. Not on my watch, they won't. Not on my watch.

Groupon Can Take Away Our Gun Deals, but They'll Never Take Away our Anal Waxing

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