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    Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards

    What Was Lauren Hutton On When She "Massaged" Her Ladyparts With Her Bravo A-List Award?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Bravo is really starting to push it with me. They are getting just a little far up their collective ass over there. I love the Housewife shows but this "awards" show is fucking ridiculous. and not in a good way.
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    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Can Pairs provide this sort of commentary for me throughout my day, everyday?
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    merv was starred merv was unstarred
    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    So speaking of hairless, did anyone see the ragingly bad "joke" Bravo staged to hide the fact that Bret Michaels declined to attend? I was so embarrassed, I had to turn the channel.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    04/16/09

    @jigglyball: NO! Do tell....
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/16/09

    @jigglyball: I MUST know!
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    04/16/09

    @BeckySharper: Some former Bachelor (of ABC's The Bachelor) "honored" Bret Michaels with a monologue as part of Bret's nomination for A-List Reality T.V. Star. While they showed the other four nominees during their monologues, when they panned to Bret, all you saw was the back of a woman straddling "Bret" and riding him like her life depended on it. They never once showed his face, instead focusing the camera on the leather-corset-and-low-rise-jeans-clad humper. It was so awful.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    04/16/09

    @jigglyball: I wanted someone to be like, "Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. HEY! HEY YOU! Hey, Ms., Ms., MS. BRET HUMPER!" All Super Troopers style.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    04/16/09

    @jigglyball: Ewww. Couldn't they just have showed some representational ratty-ass extensions or something?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/16/09

    @jigglyball: Klassy!
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    really? was paris hilton the best commentator they could get?


    "compared to her, i dress like a nun." "sexy bitch."

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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    I voted for Bethenney just because I like her the most. Also, she seemed a bit drunk and I totally dig that.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    I haven't been this excited about a made up awards show since the 1991 Nickelodean Kids Choice Awards.
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    Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    I couldn't sit through this whole show, but I did catch this part.


    Paris Hilton's lines were unbelievably annoying, "that's hot...where do I get one?" and delivered with the enthusiasm I usually muster for a root canal.

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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    04/16/09

    @BabyJane: Every time she was in an audience shot, she was texting, while her date mostly rolled his eyes. It was adorable.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/16/09

    @jigglyball: I'm glad I missed that.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    I haven't this excited about a made up awards show since the 1991 Nickelodean Kids Choice Awards.
     Reply
    Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of SylviaM SylviaM
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Why is Paris Hilton's role essentially to be a Fashion Marketer See-and-Say? "Work it you sexy bitch!" "I totally want those shoes." "Can I borrow that after the show?"
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    04/16/09

    @SylviaM: Hahaha! Can we please design and market this? It would sell like hotcakes at Urban Outfitters.
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    Image of violettefay violettefay
    04/16/09

    @SylviaM: It's like Lance Bass just pulls her string and she spits out something stupid.
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    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    WHY do women keep having sex with Slade? Why? Why? Why? He is SO sleezy and gross and should not be rewarded or encouraged in any way.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/16/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix: I'm with you. Whenever I see his name, I read it as Slade Slimey.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Did the wig count in the budget? If not, I call for a dismissal on the grounds of cheating.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Is this real life? (in David after Dentist voice)
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    sympathyforthebasementcat was starred sympathyforthebasementcat was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    04/16/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: lol
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Ewww, Slade is such a creeper. Luckily Nene's bright face is there to save the day!
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    04/16/09

    @EdnaMode: She looks kinda skeeved about by him too. :)
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/16/09

    In reply to Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
    Wasn't Ramona from NYC there too?
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/16/09

    @IBleedGlitter: She was.
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