Last Night's RHONY Included a Conversation About Blow Jobs and 'Eskimo Teeth' 

The Real Housewives of New York is back with a new slew of terrible tag lines (including “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend; martinis are!” and “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar...and then they had me!”), proving once again that RHONY is not just the branch of the cherished franchise that we most want—it’s also…

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One Terrifying Night at Beautique, Sex Den to the Real Housewives of New York

On a bustling Saturday night in Manhattan, Ellie Shechet and Madeleine Davies—two diehard Real Housewives of New York fans—went to Beautique, a popular “pickup joint” (according to the Countess herself, LuAnn de Lesseps) and Housewives hotspot. The search for their favorite Bravolebrities sparked a journey of epic…

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Everybody Wants to Make Lifestyle Content Except for the Companies That Make Lifestyle Content

Last week, television network Bravo announced they were launching “a series of new lifestyle content platforms featuring food, travel, home design and relationships.” This week, gym chain Equinox announced they’re creating a “digital magazine,” led by a former Self editor. Prior to these pieces of news, Shape and …