A curious trend is developing across the Bravo Television universe, with one cast member introducing a storyline involving a serious illness while the rest of the cast gossips about it being fake or exaggerated behind their back (though on camera of course).

Today is a good day: The trailer for the new season of the Real Housewives of New York has arrived and, if nothing else, it will make you feel incredibly sane compared to these women.

Vanderpump Rules cast member Lala Kent appeared on The Nik Richie Podcast to discuss the show and her relationship with her maybe-just-for-the-show love interest, James Kennedy. During the episode, which was posted on December 14th, Lala tells an unsettling story about the couple’s first and only sexual encounter.

Jill Zarin, who you may remember as the redhead from the Real Housewives of New York who will not shut the hell up about being on the Real Housewives of New York even though it’s aired for three entire seasons without her, is still talking.

When I received an email inviting me to a tasting event for the Season 13 of Top Chef, I was sitting on Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro. As I lounged in the sands of one of the most famous and beautiful pieces of land the Earth has to offer, all I could think about was how I was actually going to get to taste the…

The Real Housewives of Cheshire premiered on Saturday at midnight. Since I’m assuming that, like me, you weren’t staying up and staying in specifically to watch it then, let’s talk about it now.

Bravo has added yet another city to its Real Housewives empire, and this time we’re going to Maryland. Here is the trailer for The Real Housewives of Potomac—an affluent area in Maryland described by one of the new housewives as a “nice little secret.”

Sweet god almighty, I know it seems impossible, but the saga of “the slimy reality star possibly lying to his girlfriend and the nation about having cancer” continues.

Sweet lordy lord, the Real Housewives of Orange County season ten is finally over and of course we still barely have answers to the many, many questions that were raised this year.

Oh, Andy Cohen, what have you wrought? The press release I received told me to say “Cheerio,” so let’s just be that clichéd and say exactly that to Bravo’s newest series: The Real Housewives of Cheshire.

The tenth season of the Real Housewives of Orange County has ended and the reunion episodes are still airing, but the true culmination may be this insane interview with Brooks Ayers—original OC cast member Vicki Gunvalson’s ex-boyfriend who was accused of faking cancer all season.

Andy Cohen needs to shut the hell up. The svengali of reality television has been speaking out of pocket just one too many times for my taste and now look what he’s made me do. Now, Andy, I have to drag you for continuing to open your mouth when you shouldn’t.

During last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County, we watched longtime cast member Vicki Gunvalson learn of her mother’s death. Her reaction to the news was captured by Bravo’s cameras in what was unequivocally the realest moment in the history of this show.

Of the many valuable lessons I’ve gleaned from watching every single Real Housewives franchise, I’ve learned that rich ladies love a statement necklace. It seems only necessary that we begin to catalog them for posterity’s sake.