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    David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
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    Image of chancentrate chancentrate
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Okay - I DON'T find David Beckham attractive. I think I am alone on this, but he just doesn't do it for me. Never has. I get why other girls like him so much, but to me if you take away the clothes/bleached teeth/fake tan/expensive haircut etc he's just sorta average.


    Then there's his voice/brain/taste in women which also let's him down...


    And i find these pictures laughable, I mean it looks like some lame Playgirl spread. Not hot.

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    chancentrate was starred chancentrate was unstarred
    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    06/11/09

    @chancentrate: I'm with you! Then again, Metrosexuals never did much for me. Give me a sweaty blue-collar boy or a man in uniform any day!
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    06/11/09

    @chancentrate: I thought he was sexy until I heard him speak. It was like the stories about Valentino, that his movie career would have been over when talkies came about because his speaking voice was squeaky.
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    brendastarlet is on it was starred brendastarlet is on it was unstarred
    Image of sunoftheskye sunoftheskye
    06/11/09

    @HannahBethD: Fetishizing those of the working class. Lovely!
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    06/12/09

    @sunoftheskye: as one of the working class, I think I'm allowed. They are my own people, after all.


    But thank you for making an incorrect assumption.

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    HannahBethD was starred HannahBethD was unstarred
    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    As always, the remake pales in comparison to the original.


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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    And you know, this is a testament to how easily distracted I am: The first thing I fixated on was David's substantial head shrouded in mysterious expensive black material, and not the...erm, wow, there are TWO substantial things shrouded in mysterious expensive black material.
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    Image of onydchic onydchic
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Oh..Oh David. Your hair is major weird/shinty but yet.. yet I still want to touch you.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/11/09

    @onydchic: yeah... I don't want to say it but it looks Hitler-esque. Damn I would still want to jump on him.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    I hope "the new normal" is actually normal, as opposed to you can afford this sweater if you get a second mortgage on your house normal.
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    Jello Mix was starred Jello Mix was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    With that rope, all I can this about is David's seamen. Ahoy, ahem.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): this = think. ugh.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Up, periscope!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    @BeckySharper: He can torpedo me any day.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    I'm less worried about the rope than I am about his EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND SHINY HELMET OF NEWSCASTER HAIR


    I'm not just imagining that thing, am I?

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    tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: No, and it looks like there's some kind of Harry Potter-like zigzag going down the middle....
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: It's pure enamel mousse.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: He is part of the new "adults only" Lego people line.
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    Grim Reaper of the Forest was starred Grim Reaper of the Forest was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Is David preparing to rescue Rapunzel? Practicing the rope climb in gym class?
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Old normal: expensive, exclusive, exquisite. New normal: still expensive, still exclusive, still exquisite. The more things change....
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    Whiskey and Popcorn was starred Whiskey and Popcorn was unstarred
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