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    Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate

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    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Rose McGowan will star in an upcoming adaptation of The Bell Jar.


    No.

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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/30/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: @bitingfairy needs a job: According to Wikipedia, Julia Stiles is slated to play Esther.
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    Image of HistoricUpstart HistoricUpstart
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Good riddance, Jay Leno - the most unfunny, kiss-ass, frat boy comedian in the world. Too bad he's not really going anywhere, and his ego is ruining Conan's moment to shine. I am so excited that I will actually be able to watch Conan before I go to sleep now! BE COOL MY BABIES!!!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    05/30/09

    @HistoricUpstart: Conan is a funny, funny man. Whereas Jay Leno is your dad's creepy friend who tells sexist jokes that aren't funny and make people uncomfortable.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @Breamworthy: More like Dad's creepy co-worker that he tries to avoid like the plague in the staff lunchroom-- especially on take your daughter to work day.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    One unfunny white guy replaces another unfunny white guy.


    I must have a twisted sense of humor - because I don't find most comedians funny.


    I do, however, adore Craig Ferguson.

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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    I enjoyed Leno's last show. I honestly don't understand the hatred towards him on this site. That goes for Gwyneth Paltrow & Ann Curry too. Go fig.


    Ok, now this isn't mentioned above, but since it's the dirt bag I wanted to make sure everyone knew - ABC will start airing the final three episodes of Pushing Daisies starting tonight at 9PM CST! :)

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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    05/30/09

    @victoriasauce: I haven't watched Jay Leno in years, but my vague recollection of why I don't like him is

    1) he's not funny (to me)

    2) he's stuck in the 1990's and keeps telling jokes about things that happened 15 years ago

    3) he makes stupid prejudiced comments without thinking (like that thing where he asked Ryan Phillipe to give his "gayest look")
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    Image of inabook inabook
    05/30/09

    @victoriasauce: THANK you. Yay, last episodes of pushing daisies! MMMM!
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @victoriasauce: My problem with Jay Leno: he tries to come across as an "aww shucks" nice guy next door, when most of his comedy is really at the expense of other people. "Jaywalking" is the most glaring example. He rounds up the dumbest, least-informed people he can find to set them up for humiliation on national tv. He's not laughing with them, he's laughing at them.


    Also-- I'm mystified as to why his "last show" is such a big deal with special tributes, guests, etc. He's not retiring. He's getting a similarly-formatted show in an earlier time slot.

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Nadya Suleiman meet Kate Gosselin. But seriously what's the deal with shows about multiples. I don't get why people love Jon and Kate/watch that show as a form of entertainment. Birth control maybe..but entertainment? Yeah the kids are cute but I was exhausted after watching a couple of episodes. Also felt the need to make myself a stiff drink and run screaming to my ob gyn for a hysterectomy. That's a normal reaction to these shows, right?
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    05/30/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: As a parent, I don't understand how anyone with children CAN watch a show like that.


    I tried watching Supernanny once and it drove me insane. The last thing in the world I want to "relax" with (after putting my own kids to bed) are MORE screaming kids.

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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @victoriasauce: I'm guessing the appeal for non-parents is the opportunity to gloat about being child-free. The appeal for parents is to feel that, no matter how bad your day has been and how many time-outs you had to call on your kids, someone else has it harder. Supernanny is definitely about feeling superior to clueless, indulgent parents who let their kids run roughshod over them.
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    Image of apocalypse-nowish apocalypse-nowish
    05/30/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: Didn't you already say the exact same thing in another dirt bag?
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/30/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: yeah it's Saturday to lazy to think up something new.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    BI- haha, are you trying to throw us of with that "British Tart' description? Could have sworn you were referring to Christina Aguilera vs Lady Gaga.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Yea, I have to say I did not see this whole "Nadya-exploiting-her-babes for attention and personal gain" thing coming.


    Color me surprised.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/30/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I know what you mean! Who would have guessed?
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    Image of smellykelly smellykelly
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Well, the "British Tart" part of the BI has to be Lilly Allen...A List singer...hmm...Madonna?
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    05/30/09

    @smellykelly: Don't really think Lily has copied Madonna's style though. Mind you Madonna has had so many changes of images it is inevitable that sooner or later a younger singer would be accused of stealing from her.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    I'm so sorry for Mike Tyson. What a horrific thing for a parent to have to go through.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/30/09

    @BabyJane: And John Travolta.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/30/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Absolutely and I should have acknowledged him as well.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @BabyJane: me too. its so horrible. honestly I don't think you can ever fully recover from losing a child tragically like that.
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    Image of MaxAgron MaxAgron
    05/30/09

    I agree that this is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, and I have utmost sympathy for Tyson and his family. To lose a four-year-old? Just horrible.

    I confess though that every time I read one of these "Mike's sad life" and "What else can happen to him?" quotes, I'm confused. What am I missing here? The only thing I know about Tyson is he is a rapist who went to jail for his crime and that he bit off someone's ear in a fight.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    05/30/09

    @MaxAgron: His childhood was supposedly very hard and very poor. He does not seem to be a super bright guy, and reports of his boxing career make it sound like he was manipulated and mismanaged throughout. I know he lost a ton of $$ to bad management. And he has seemed to have real mental issues for quite a while now. Mentally well people just don't bite off pieces of opponents' ears, right? But agreed, most of his recent misfortune (excluding his daughter's accident, of course) has all been on him.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Rose McGowan as "Doreen" = worst casting choice ever. I pictured someone like Charlize Theron.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/30/09

    @Understater: Yeah, I don't know how they read "college-age, platinum blonde, Southern belle sorority girl" and thought Rose McGowan.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @Understater: I think Charleze is in her 30s-- too old for the part.
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    05/30/09

    @PhillyLass: Rose McGowan is 35.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @JessaFields: Wow! I didn't realize she's in her 30s. Must. Buy. Sunscreen. Today.
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    Image of apocalypse-nowish apocalypse-nowish
    05/30/09

    @Understater: Charlize turns me off more than Rose.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    05/30/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: I don't even want to know why.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Really, is it super duper fun to play a character suffering from crippling depression? I'm so happy for you. POOR CASTING CHOICES MAKE BAD MOVIES, people.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/30/09

    @kelsium: Doreen isn't the main character-- she's one of the girls Esther meets during her summer magazine internship that sort of starts her depression. Those party scenes might actually be fun to play (again, if you're not playing Esther).
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/30/09

    @mysterygirl: Ah, I read "stars in" and the quote and freaked out.
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    kelsium was starred kelsium was unstarred
    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/30/09

    @kelsium: Yes, I agree that she'd be a terrible choice to play Esther. But fear not, they'll probably cast Jessica Alba as Esther or something equally horrible, so you'll be able to be outraged again. :)
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    05/30/09

    @kelsium: Also, South Africa looks like 50's suburban Boston?
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    Triphena was starred Triphena was unstarred
    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/30/09

    @Triphena: RIGHT?
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/30/09

    @mysterygirl: Damn, it's 2011 so it's only available on IMdB Pro.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    05/30/09

    @Triphena: I wish! My neighborhood would be so much cooler if that were the case...
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    05/30/09

    @kelsium: Wikipedia says Julia Stiles is cast as Esther.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @onestrawplz: Oh, no.
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    05/30/09

    @mysterygirl: Aha, that answers a question I asked upthread. Should've read you first. Rose McGowan is not "starring" in anything, then, unless the adaptation's a radical departure.
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    Image of EvilVaginaTroll EvilVaginaTroll
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Can you sue something for something that happened 2 years ago? Shouldn´t he have thought of that earlier?
    I´m not up to speed on american laws but isn´t there some kind of deadline for sueing?
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    05/30/09

    @EvilVaginaTroll: I don't know CA's law, but I'm pretty sure he's within the statute of limitations. Those rules set how long you have to sue, but it's probably somewhere between 2 and 3 years for a personal injury action.


    @victoriasauce: I think some parents like J&K because it makes their lives look calm in comparison. Plus, although there are a lot of them, they are pretty good kids. Stuff like Supernanny, though, I don't get. Screaming children make tense.


    @victoriasauce: So excited for new Pushing Daisies, even though I'm still upset about its cancellation.

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Did anyone see how 10 year old Holly completely broke down on Britain's Got Talent? Very unsettling.


    And yeah, I shoud have read through the whole Dirt bag before starting to comment.

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    Image of Speeble Speeble
    05/30/09

    @BlondeGoddess: wait, what happened? i did not see it.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/30/09

    @Speeble: She was so nervous she started to cry halfway through Edelweiss, begged to do it again, which the producers refused, and then she really lost it. Until Simon Cowell stepped in and let her do it again.


    I don't know how to embed a link, maybe this will work:


    www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/2456143/Hollie-forgets-song-but-gets-2nd-chance-by-Simon-Cowell.html

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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/30/09

    @BlondeGoddess: That poor little girl! She's got an off-the-charts stage mother-- the mom was asking the judges for a redo while her daughter was still crying and shaking. How about prioritizing the child's emotional well-being?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/30/09

    @PhillyLass: I know, it was so creepy. The pressure people are putting on their children. Let them be children!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    You say "quasi-reality" and I say "queasy-reality." Let's call the whole thing off. (Really Nadya, I mean it, let's call the whole thing off.)
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/30/09

    In reply to Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
    Nadya trying to steal the Plus 8 market? Because you know, that worked out so well for Jon, Kate, and their family.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/30/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Someone please stop her now.
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