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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    The only reason R. Pattz was wearing sunglasses when he left that party was because he had been spending some time with Billy Bong Thornton. I mean, look at the two of them. The pair of them could single-handedly keep Humboldt County afloat.
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    Edited by whynotshesaid at 10/28/09 7:17 PM whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    A source says "she couldn't stop noticing his bod. His hot bod."

    Oh my goodness, I also tend to notice bods that are hot!

    Celebrities: they're just like us.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment Edited by sweet_communist at 10/28/09 7:12 PM sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/28/09

    @sweet_communist: He's like a more mysterious, young Matt Damon with a really nice tan. I think we all notice things like that. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/28/09

    @Snowbunny: Confession: I don't know who most of these people are, and rely on snark and puns to appear relevant.
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    Edited by sweet_communist at 10/28/09 8:12 PM sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/29/09

    @sweet_communist: Confession: He's in the vampire movie, right? The lame one where nobody is scary? Whatever, he totally looks like Matt Damon thus he is HOT. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/29/09

    @Snowbunny: Fair enough. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    Wait, so Kirsten and Rob are fake-fighting because he fake-proposed after like 2 months of make-believe dating? Does that mean there will be no more excursions into their non-existent shared home?

    I'm really going to not-miss those. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment SUNNY1 was starred SUNNY1 was unstarred
    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    "Madonna gives Jesus expensive presents when she regrets being nasty to him." sounds hilarious out of context. Actually, it's kind of funny in context too. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    formergr promoted this comment Apollonia was starred Apollonia was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    You have a beautiful daughter, Theresa. Here's hoping that she doesn't turn into a prostitution whore. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    I am just so freaking sick of all these people saying Brad Pitt has kids so he shouldn't be on a motocycle. One, people can be on them and be safe. Two, why are people who don't have kids apparantly okay to risk?

    MOST of the bike accidents are because a person in a car was being stupid or not paying attention, not the person on the bike. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/28/09

    @Red-headed bookworm: Er, I've actually asked my husband to cut back on his motorcycle riding. It's not that I don't trust him to be safe; it's that I don't trust the eighty thousand other assholes out there who suck at driving.

    Also, it doesn't help that, out of the five people in my immediate family who have owned motorcycles, four of them have been in accidents that either killed them or permanently fucked them up. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    I've been straining the bejeez out of my eyes trying to determine from that grainy-ass photo if Whitney Port did actually have plastic surgery. Because I absolutely love her and I'd feel kinda cheated if that were true. I say cheated because I think she's just ridiculously beautiful in a non-fake-looking, natural way. And yes, I do have a crush on her, if you must know.

    *blushing* #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of MegiEr MegiEr
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    Wow I must be on the same path as Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson too! I love Mexican food! I have hair! #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    o-line promoted this comment MegiEr was starred MegiEr was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    "And so, the next night, the ghost returned to the haunted cabin and he said to the campers "None of you really believe in me, so I'll have to prove my power." And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back."

    AHHHHH!!!

    Everytime I see a celebrity nose job side-by-side, I always think of Wednesday Addams' storytelling skills... #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    "Can you BELIEVE this ring is only 2 bucks more than what you paid (after tax) for this CRAP of a magazine?!" #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    Puh-lease Star. Everyone knows the TomKat contract is for 5 years, not 3. sheesh. get your rumors straight (no pun intended - well. maybe) #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    "The reason? He was hiding his broken heart."

    See, when I read stuff like that I think writing for a tabloid would be excellent training for comedy writers. Because that line made me burst out laughing. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Dodgergirl was starred Dodgergirl was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    I have to say Abby's story on TBL had me sobbing like a baby last night. There's a lot more to her than just a weight loss story. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm glad I'm not the only one...for a minute there I sounded like a five-year old who skinned his knee. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/28/09

    @CurtCole: Hubs, too. Both of us = destroyed. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of MijaMia MijaMia
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    That poor little Noah Cyrus. Someone needs to wash her face, rip off those stripper boots, and give her a coloring book. 9 years old! She looks at least 13 or 14. Scary. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins promoted this comment MijaMia was starred MijaMia was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    10/28/09

    @MijaMia: Yes. If you still have baby teeth, you have no business wearing those boots. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    "This Time I'm Sure." I'm not gonna believe him until he lifts his arms over his head. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
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