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Jon Gosselin's Apartment Destroyed By Knife-Wielding Maniac Of Sorts

• Jon Gosselin's NYC apartment was "ransacked" by someone who slashed his bedding, rugs, clothing, and curtains, stole several items, including a Wii, and then left behind a note "speared to Jon's bedroom dresser with a butcher knife." [TMZ]

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MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents

• After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]

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Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins

• Texas gal Renée Zellweger will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with Bradley Cooper's parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [NY Daily News]

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"I Totally Had This Jacket First, You Know."

[Vancouver, October 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space

• Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]

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Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs

• Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
• Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]

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Caught In The Act

[Vancouver, September 12. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking Movie

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Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?

• Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:

This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée

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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce

• Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?

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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis

• Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."

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Michael's Mom Awarded Custody Of Kids; Pam And Tommy Lee Back Together?

• A judge has approved an agreement granting Katherine Jackson permanent custody of Michael Jackson's children. Debbie Rowe, who did not attend the hearing, agreed not to fight for custody in exchange for visitation rights.

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Jen & Bradley "Just Friends"; Chace & Ed's Bromance Over?

• Chace Crawford has moved out of the NYC apartment he shared with Ed Westwick and into a penthouse way downtown.

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LaToya Jackson Believes Michael Was Murdered

• LaToya Jackson believes that her brother, Michael, was murdered by his "shadowy entourage," who took advantage of him and got him addicted to several prescription drugs. "It will all come out," she says, "You will be shocked." [USWeekly]