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    Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys

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    Image of certainlynotrosemary certainlynotrosemary
    11/26/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    What do I think about Bon Jovi? Well, since you asked, I think they're wanted dead or alive, with or without steel horse, but preferably in all their glory.
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    Image of Teh Indiciiia, professional flower whore Teh Indiciiia, professional flower whore
    11/26/09

    @certainlynotrosemary: Indeed, they are just hometown boys upon a rolling stone who are living on a prayer. And almost there! (They'll make it I swear!)
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    11/26/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I dunno, Sarah Palin. Those Swedes look awfully free to me.
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    Image of Lady Saira, Vere de Vere Lady Saira, Vere de Vere
    11/26/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    No, Nick Jonas, music is just never written by you, because it's always written for you.
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    Image of Elle O. Elle Elle O. Elle
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Hey, Sarah, you should totally let the UK and Canada know that we're freer than they are. Someone should let those little peons know they're just the Queen's serfs, right?

    America! Fuck yeah!
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Elle O. Elle was starred Elle O. Elle was unstarred
    Image of gretchasketch gretchasketch
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Hmm I kinda want to be friends with Lisa Rinna now... I feel like a jezebelles party w/ Lisa, Holly Madison, and Eryka Badu might actually need to happen.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/26/09

    @gretchasketch: That is my dream thanksgiving dinner line-up. Wait! Also... Carrie Fisher!
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    Image of gretchasketch gretchasketch
    11/27/09

    @prestocaro fears the culling: Ditto to both of your additions!
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    Image of happy macrophage happy macrophage
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Can I just take this opportunity to declare Justin Bieber a hilarious little weener? "One Time" has become my go-to song whilst drunk, and when friends ask me what's up on the phone I regularly answer "Playing video games with Ryan." OMJB (apparently this is a thing that actual tweenage people say).
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Hannah Montana is not real at all. For one thing, she is a fictional character, for another she's lying to her entire school about who she is (ie the rock star?)
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    Image of SchmoopieVonButtercup SchmoopieVonButtercup
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Justin Bieber ran into the Jonas Brothers...and the universe didn't implode?

    Well, that just destroys my view of good and evil.
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    EsmereldaFitzmonster promoted this comment SchmoopieVonButtercup was starred SchmoopieVonButtercup was unstarred
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    11/25/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: The universe didn't implode, but several tweens may have.
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Aw, Jonas Brother, you're so deep and poetical. We didn't see the rest of his ode:

    Food cannot be chewed
    Math is hard
    My heart is like an empty bag of M&Ms
    Show me your boobs.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I have some kind of Sarah Palin-induced Tourettes. I read and hear her and I have all of these intelligent, well thought out ideas and arguments in my brain, but all that comes out of my mouth is "Shut up, Sarah Palin" or some more obscenity-laced version thereof.

    I don't understand where this need to have the "best" country comes from. Can't there be a group of awesome countries that work together to do awesome things? Or is that too socialist?
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    11/25/09

    @vulcanized: But then nobody gets to WIN! Winning is crucial to, um, our megalomania. Or something.
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    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    11/25/09

    @vulcanized: this reminds me of the David Sedaris story where he moves to France: he mentions that it's been so ingrained in our psyche that "America is #1!" that he was actually shocked to hear the French refer to their nation as "the greatest country on earth." as he put it: no one grows up being taught "we're #2!" :)

    (this was in NO way defending s.p. or any of her asinine comments:)
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Oh thank goodness. You know, I woke up this morning and didn't know where Stephanie Pratt was and I totally panicked. I was off-kilter all day wondering if she was in rehab. Phew. Glad that's put to rest.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Tori's son sounds like my kind of people.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Lisa Rinna is my kind of people!
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    Image of CrazyLegsMeg CrazyLegsMeg
    11/25/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: My boyfriend and I ran into her at the gas station a while back and she was a complete sweetheart.

    Stars - they're just like us!
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    11/25/09

    @CrazyLegsMeg: Yo, she was on Days of Our Lives. She's permanently on my awesome list.

    #tips
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Oh, man, that Jonas tweet is probably the dumbest I've seen yet. I can't even sugar coat it; it's just straight-up dumb. Were it anyone else, I'd assume they were trying to be witty, but I doubt that's the case.
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    Image of hearmeroar hearmeroar
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Hey, Sarah Palin? I, and millions of other Canadians (with all our wacky, evil socialism) seriously beg to differ. As would millions of people who both live in, and visit, numerous other countries they love. It's not a freakin' competition.
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment hearmeroar was starred hearmeroar was unstarred
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    11/25/09

    @hearmeroar: As an American please accept my apology for Sarah Palin.
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    11/25/09

    @hearmeroar:

    Didja watch 22 Minutes last night? Marg Delahunty asked Palin for a few words of advice for Canadian conservatives on healthcare, at one of her book signings.

    Palin replied with: "Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit."

    Yeah.
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