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Hana Maru
03/12/09

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Wait, is Dr. Rey recommending a SKIN replacement?!
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swimmingly
03/11/09

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Tim Gunn better stay off my Anderson.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
03/11/09

@swimmingly: I do believe I called dibs on Coop upstream. And now I must ask: pistols or fisticuffs?
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swimmingly
03/12/09

@zombie.nancy11372 is a godess of fierce: Brass knuckles, baby.
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Chuck Basketcase
03/11/09

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I refuse to believe that Jake proposed to Reese. He is mine. All mine!

But since it appears that every other tidbit in Star is made-up, I guess I don't have to worry about it. :)
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
03/11/09

@Chuck Basketcase: I feel your pain. I'm still hoping that Jake will show up on my doorstep in a cowboy hat. Sigh.
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Maulleigh
03/11/09

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I know I'm lame, but I ssooooooo totally buy the story with Brad and Angie and the nanny. Even thought it reeks of fakery. I want to believe!!
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HuckleberryFriend
03/11/09

@Maulleigh: lol me too! I was all like "Once a cheater always a cheater! HA!"
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gold_gato
03/11/09

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The neck thing is so, so unnecessary.
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aujee
03/11/09

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Nuckin Futz for you
03/11/09

@aujee: Maybe this is me being emo as I am possibly losing my relationship I love but I think its a bit harsh to hope someone gets cheated on. Thats such a horrible thing to have to go through. Ill take physical to emotional pain anyday.
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Tart of Darkness
03/11/09

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The more I read this feature every week the more I want to write for the tabs. It could be soooo much fun! I can make up all kinds of stuff and with photoshop there IS NO LIMIT!!!

Ah. Batboy where are you now?
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Majrhoulihan
03/11/09

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I want to have something smarter to say, but I am overcome with my desire to nom on Shiloh and Suri.
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Birthday Girl
03/11/09

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It sounds stupid to talk about people's necks but now that they're pointing it out for us, Ann Hathaway does have a really nice neck. Very pretty.
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RobertaFisk
03/11/09

@Birthday Girl: She's also not flexing it or making a weird face that would make the tendons on your neck stand out. But yes, Anne Hathaway is very pretty.
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JLady
03/11/09

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So now we're celebrating curves because J. Simp lost some weight? What.The.Fuck. She was curvy before, but I guess two weeks ago curves just weren't in.
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AuntieBee
03/11/09

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Shiloh says she likes Amy better than Knox and Viv.

Um. Dear STAR magazine,

There are more children in the Jolie-Pitt house than the biological offspring of Brad and Angie you know. When you fabricate your stories in the future, please understand that your credibility is raised immeasurably when you don't ignore the existence of the non-white children. The thing is, it's not that hard. If you told me that she has jealousy as a result of no longer being the baby and having to share Mum and Dad with the newest additions, I might have believed it. I would have shrugged it off as something totally normal and not exciting, but I might have believed it. If you had said that she likes Amy better than Zahara, I might have bought that. Two little girls, so close in age; they are bound to fight sometimes. But the shit you invented here is ludicrous, insulting and worst of all, totally inane. Make it interesting, scandalous, hilarious, or don't bother. Dummies.

Sincerely,

AuntieBee
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Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
03/11/09

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Shiloh is a girl? I've just assumed it was a boy for... since I've known about it. Guess I need to spend more of my free time studying up on Angie and her brood.
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Tart of Darkness
03/11/09

@Lizard in the Wires: You aren't the only one. Pop quiz next week!
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wedropscience
03/11/09

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"She's not ready to go public with it, but Gyllenhaal popped the question."

SO THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT, STAR?!
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Tart of Darkness
03/11/09

@wedropscience don't read, she'll just guess: So she "forgot" she was wearing an engagement ring when she left the house? Huh?
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BellaTricks
03/11/09

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BI: I feel I must be missing something, because it seems too obvious to me...
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pink_orchid_martini
03/11/09

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the blind item is totally sharon stone.
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TheGuvnah
03/11/09

@pink_orchid_martini: definitely. "instinct" is a dead giveaway.
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