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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/02/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    I'm so embarrassed I used to be in love with ARod. In my defense, he was a Mariner then. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    2 centaur pictures?

    In the words of Liz Lemon:

    "S that D, Shut it down" #alexrodriguez
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    hortense promoted this comment bibomaco was starred bibomaco was unstarred
    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    As a reporter, stuff like the Sienna Miller item really ticks me off. Because a lot of people confuse paparazzi with legitimate media - more than I ever thought they would.

    People think the "media" is out to get the news (mostly about celebrities) at any cost, even making a young woman cry. A lot of us just want to make the world a better place. :( #alexrodriguez
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    NewsBunny promoted this comment shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: Amen. #alexrodriguez
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    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: I don't think asking a woman about he ex qualifies as "making the world a better place." I'd be ticked off too. #alexrodriguez
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment Acefreakly was starred Acefreakly was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/31/09

    @Acefreakly: Serious reporters (i.e., ones who work for legitimate news sources and not Page Six) don't stalk celebs so they can shove a tape recorder in their faces and demand a statement on an ex-boyfriend. Believe it or not, most of us in the media really do want to do good in the world. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: Pisses me off too. These people are just idiots who can afford a camera and decide to make some money - they have no standards, no code of ethics. But I find it frustrating the way traditional media organisations are shooting themselves in the foot - they are so desperate to compete with the likes of TMZ that they buy photos from the same arseholes who give everyone in the industry a bad name. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    @heykoukla: Amen. It sucks because there's so much pressure to have it NOW, NOW, NOW that traditional news media have to get those photos and cite TMZ as a source.

    Like when those pictures of a battered woman who looked like Rihanna came out. I saw TMZ's photo on the front page of my local paper's Web site that day. It really made me sad.
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    Edited by shadesofmediocrity at 10/31/09 1:30 PM shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Dear Alice Cooper and Michael Buble,

    You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pitt. Angelina and I will be in the audience sharing a bag of popcorn. May the best man win.

    Sincerely,
    Michelle13 #alexrodriguez
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Michelle13 was starred Michelle13 was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    I would expect nothing different from a Skankee player.

    Big Papi wouldn't do that.

    Red Sox Foreva! #alexrodriguez
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    10/31/09

    @NewsBunny: FOR EVA.

    Seriously, I'm laughing so, so hard. #alexrodriguez
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    11/01/09

    @sableized (just like starting over): Hey, I took my voice lessons to eliminate the accent, but I can still calls it up when I want to.

    My grandmother grew up in the Southie Projects. #alexrodriguez
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    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    "weird sizes" and shapes? like, doll-sized? centaur-shaped?

    What's the deal, Billy-o? I thought she's always a woman to you. #alexrodriguez
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    hortense promoted this comment indeedso was starred indeedso was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Arod having 2 pictures of himself as a centaur somehow does not surprise me in the least. Sounds like he's channeling Charlie "I think I was a centaur in a past life" Kelly. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of pepe-silvia pepe-silvia
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: Except Charlie is like 10000 times more awesome. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment pepe-silvia was starred pepe-silvia was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @pepe-silvia: But of course! A-Rod is not fit to hold Charlie's balls. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of ms.fortune ms.fortune
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: am I the only one who thinks having a painting of oneself as a centaur is kind of awesome? #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment ms.fortune was starred ms.fortune was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/31/09

    @ms.fortune: Having one centaur self-portrait is awesome. 2, however - now that's just bad form. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: AAAAH! I didn't even think of that. That totally made my day.

    Did you see last week's episode about the World Series? If A-Rod dressed as Greenman and fought the Phillies mascot in the parking lot, THEN I might like him a little. For now, Charlie wins by a long shot. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: Ah yes, the "Phrenetic". Suck it Skankees! #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: I did love how Charlie acknowledged that in court at the end. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of hambonetoblerone hambonetoblerone
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: Right, because the rule is to decorate with odd numbers. Personally, I prefer 5 centaur self-portraits. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment hambonetoblerone was starred hambonetoblerone was unstarred
    Image of pepe-silvia pepe-silvia
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: indeed.
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    Edited by pepe-silvia at 10/31/09 3:12 PM pepe-silvia was starred pepe-silvia was unstarred
    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    10/31/09

    @ms.fortune: You have to factor in the part where A-Roid is a huge, cheating, whiny cuntrag, though. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Every time I read about how vicious people are towards Diablo Cody, I rethink my lifelong fantasy of being a successful and famous writer. Yeesh. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"

    Obligatory when discussing A-Rod's narcissism... #alexrodriguez
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    Image of pepe-silvia pepe-silvia
    10/31/09

    @Kilotwat: Gross. Go Phils! #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment pepe-silvia was starred pepe-silvia was unstarred
    Image of frugal frugal
    10/31/09

    @pepe-silvia: Exactly! #alexrodriguez
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Let's start using the word "knickers". I'm not one of those fakey brits but I fuckin hate the word panties too. #alexrodriguez
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment ketamineKitty was starred ketamineKitty was unstarred
    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    10/31/09

    @ketamineKitty: Why is the word panties so gross? Don't get me wrong; I cant stand it either-- it gives me the mega creeps. My husband actually gets irritated when i use it facetiously, he is so yukked out by it. But I wonder why that is... #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Oh, Leona Lewis you're a freaking saint. If I'd been in your position I would have done anything in my power to make that little racist c-word get fired and made her life miserable. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    10/31/09

    @Evie Havok: They were treated so horribly! I'd have that twit fired, and/or blackball that store publicly and loudly. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/31/09

    @Evie Havok: Ugh, don't read the comments in the linked story. Most of them were sympathetic and/or outraged on her behalf, while others fall just short of saying she deserves such treatment because she's a mediocre celebrity. I don't even know who this woman is, but seriously? I don't think even celebrities sign on for racist treatment in exchange for fame. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    If only stuff like that happened when I'm in the lab at night... but no. The smell of nuked e.coli, clorox, and rotten eggs are never compensated with a monster mash.
    So many dreams on becoming a mad scientist and all I got was poop bacteria. =/
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    Edited by Brigit at 10/31/09 11:29 AM Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred
    Image of lurker2209 lurker2209
    10/31/09

    @Brigit: I know exactly what you mean. Eau de beta-mecaptoethanol and Luria broth, but no monsters! #alexrodriguez
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    Brigit promoted this comment lurker2209 was starred lurker2209 was unstarred
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    11/01/09

    @lurker2209: We can't create monsters and we don't get superpowers. I fear I've been tricked! #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    How much do I love Heidi Klum? So much. She has some serious joie de vivre. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of duetoprivacy duetoprivacy
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    cant see comments! #alexrodriguez
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    hortense promoted this comment duetoprivacy was starred duetoprivacy was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @duetoprivacy: I've had a few emails about this; I've emailed the tech team and hopefully it will be fixed soon. (I don't even know if you can see this, but, you know.) #alexrodriguez
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    Image of duetoprivacy duetoprivacy
    10/31/09

    @hortense: thanks ! I see this one, just not the other one I posted! Oh well Im sure it will work itself out. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    It looks so obvious looking back at old photos now, but it never occurred to me that Agassi wore a wig back in the day. #alexrodriguez
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