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    Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market

    Dream Weaver
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    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    You know, I suddenly have this enormous ear-to-ear grin. :D


    May the road rise to meet you.
    May the wind be always at your back.
    May the sun shine warm on your face.
    May the light of friendship guide your paths together.
    And may the second star to the right always guide your way.

    Mazel tov!
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    07/28/09

    @lurkerbynature: Me too. I love this dude. Sure, he's a little odd, but you know what? He is happy, and they look happy together. I second your wishes!

    Good going, Peter Pan!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    PLEASE tell me when the officiant said "You may now kiss the bride" they exchanged thimbles.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Aw, man, I love this guy. I saw that he was married earlier today. Mazel tov you crazy kids!
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Oh my god, I met this guy in a bar in Tampa. He was dressed as Little Lord Fauntleroy in lilac velvet, complete with lilac tights. I really had to admire the craftsmanship that went into that costume...he obviously spent hours on it. It was quite the look.

    Kidding aside, it's nice he found someone. I read an interview w/ him and he was lamenting the fact that most women wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole and he could never quite convince others he really wasn't gay. I felt sorry for him.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Wow. I'm getting old. Like really old in Internet years.

    I guess there's still hope for Julia Allison.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    07/27/09

    @Jack_Burton: For reals. This guy has been bouncing around the internet since my days as a dot-commer. I feel ancient.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/28/09

    @Jack_Burton: The second I saw his picture I was tempted to do a search for ye olde schoole sites. I found an archived The Useless Pages. Made my day.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    07/28/09

    @heykoukla: OMG useless pages. I had forgotten the many hours I spent looking at them.

    Maybe they Ate My Balls. HAHAHA oh the wit.
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    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Meanwhile, Tinker Bell still hasn't been seen since the bachelorette party, where she was seen drinking out of a bottle of Three Olives and crying, "Don't clap for her, clap for me!"
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    But he didn't marry Wendy, who patiently waited for him to change, now did he?

    He probably left her for Hailey Glassman or Kate Major.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/27/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I believe he is gallivanting on the Ed Hardy man's yacht.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    I sincerely hope that on the marriage license application, under age, at least one of them wrote "Ever so much more than twenty."
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    Image of MissBrittleBones MissBrittleBones
    07/27/09

    @hortense: And instead of saying "I do," they clap their hands to make it real.
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    07/27/09

    @MissBrittleBones: I checked out there marriage page. They pinkie swore.
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    07/27/09

    @Penny: No way? Really? That's amazing, I want to do that now.
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    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Congrats, you two! Stay happy and a hearty Huzzah to you both!
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    Image of ainsworth2 ainsworth2
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Love knows no boundaries.

    That maxim aside, Peter Pan and Princess Dorothy rather creep me out. There's something a little off (to me) about middle-aged people dressing up in fairy costumes.

    PS. Can you believe that he is 53? I need to know what skin products he uses, stat.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment ainsworth2 was starred ainsworth2 was unstarred
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    07/27/09

    @ainsworth2: I'm pretty sure Fairy Dust is involved.
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    07/27/09

    @ainsworth2: I'm almost 31 and I have a massive Snoopy collection. I'm probably not one to talk.
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    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    You know what? If they're happy and not hurting anyone, let them get married in Never Never Land.

    Mazel Tov.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/27/09

    @LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Same here, yet I do worry for the children.
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    Image of Lucille van Pelt Lucille van Pelt
    07/27/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies, The Peter Pan Guy Is Off The Market
    Sasha Baron Cohen's new movie?
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    LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman promoted this comment Lucille van Pelt was starred Lucille van Pelt was unstarred
    Image of JennyJazz JennyJazz
    07/27/09

    @Lucille van Pelt:
    Yeah -- I was thinking SBC with Johnny Ramone's hair.
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    07/28/09

    @JennyJazz: ...and Johnny Ramone just rolled over in his grave.
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    01/12/09

    In reply to Dream Weaver
    Yay for him! That's an interview I want to see.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/12/09

    In reply to Dream Weaver
    Did someone say the R-word? Forcing me to post this pic where if you switched the Blackberry with a glass, you could drop him DIRECTLY into an episode of Mad Men?


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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/12/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: nom nom Rahm
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    01/12/09

    In reply to Dream Weaver
    Ok, now I have "Dream Weaver" stuck in my head.
    More on topic, this is awesome.
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