Boyfriends
”"How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like lactating, cream pies, and male virgins. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.Earlier: Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex
"Is Being A Deadbeat Dad An Automatic Dealbreaker?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.
"How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)More »
30 Rock's Jenna: "Love Is Going Downstairs To The Burger King To Poop"
On last night's 30 Rock Liz Lemon's smarmy ex-boyfriend, Dennis, comes back into the picture. Dennis, a beeper salesman/loser/pork-pie-hat-enthusiast, becomes a New York City hero and minor celebrity by saving a stranger from being run over by an oncoming subway car. In the clip above, Liz tries to explain to her coworker, Jenna, why she keeps getting back together with Dennis: because, although she works so hard at everything else in her life, being with Dennis is easy. Jenna responds that love isn't "easy", "It's hiding who you are at all times. It's wearing make up to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop." Swoon!Relationships: Sometimes You Have To Fake It To Make It
Sure, sex is great*, but at some point in your life, you need to prioritize. When you reach a certain age, you begin to want something...more. It's OK to not want to be alone for the rest of your life — don't let anyone tell you any different. When you're in a relationship, there is a lot of give and take, and part of that is giving, not just taking, in the bedroom. Men are a little more sensitive than they let on and it means something to a guy if he's able to make you orgasm. He feels closer to you, and it gives his an ego boost. So if he's not able to make you orgasm, and it's a problem in your relationship, a good strategy to keep him around would be to embellish a little bit. It's kinda like if your size 10 friend is wearing white slacks — you don't want to hurt her feelings, so you tell her that she does not look fat! Let's face it, women are helpless in the face of their physiology: We are programmed to nest, not climax. If you want to have a real relationship, you might have to fake some orgasms. More »
the ex files
How Would You Feel If Your Ex Got Married?
John Mason, 35, got hitched on Saturday. Big deal? Yeah, because at his last wedding, the bride disappeared and then claimed she'd been kidnapped. John Mason's ex fiancé, Jennifer Wilbanks, was known as the "runaway bride." For causing chaos and lying to authorities she was sentenced to two years' probation and community service, including mowing the lawns at public buildings. Meanwhile, John's new bride is the cousin of a friend he went to high school with. The ceremony was quiet and John's mom did the flowers (pink roses). Here's the thing: Even if she got cold feet, had some "issues" or just went a little nuts back in 2005 when she ran away, Jennifer Wilbanks, at some point, told this man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. And now he's with someone else. Have you been there? I have. More »
maghag
Marie Claire Investigates Abusive Girlfriends, The Dudes Who Date Them
This month's Marie Claire has an article about women who hit their boyfriends, "a relationship trend that's more common — and serious — than you think." It's written by a dude who's gotten punched by not one, but two GFs. So why is this a "serious" concern for us ladies? Because if we hit our boyfriends they might dump us! What. Evs. If he pissed you off so much that you had to pop him, you were probably gonna dump his ass anyway, right?
Anyway, the article's author, Chris Norris, asserts that 28% of men will get struck by a woman at some point in their lives. He then tries to hypothesize about why girls hit guys:
Maybe it's a postfeminist thing. Dressing to kill, bringing home the bacon, kicking ass in the workplace — the nascent alpha female may have a dark side, a culturally abetted idea that it's more or less okay to hit the less physically vulnerable member of the relationship.Eh, what about the idea that he was asking for it? More »









