Enter your username and password.
-
posts about #boybybandofoutsiders more →
Rene Russo Finds Other Uses For Footwear; Sarah Silverman Becomes A Model
| posts about #boybybandofoutsiders more → |
Rene Russo Finds Other Uses For Footwear; Sarah Silverman Becomes A Model |
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
Oh and her friend is going to Florence anyway, she doesn't send the dresses special like.
Ok...
03/18/09
And I actually have a problem with this. No less than four years ago, I loved Guess. Then Guess went Marciano and I scratched my head. Then they found monograms and the shade of gold and I stamped my foot. Now you can't buy anything in the store that isn't a denim corset, polyester jumpsuit, or underwire blouse/ corset monstrosity.
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
She assured me it was ok.
03/18/09
I have now enjoyed the photographs (!!), and watched the trailer, and now have to scurry back to read the excerpt. And look at the pictures some more. Just a little. Can they be made bigger? I'm just wondering.
03/18/09
It's also totally nonsensical Lolita meets old Hollywood Glam. That's like saying my style is milk meets the ocean, you can't just put two words together and claim it's a style.
03/18/09
So she's kind of right, but it doesn't exactly sound like fun.
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
My footwear style: elf meets elegance.
My coiffure style: temptress meets Toto.
My lingerie style: racy meets redneck.
My makeup style: foxy meets four-year-old.
03/18/09
It involves flapper dresses and L.L.Bean boots. I add to the look by making finger waves in my hair while drinking bathtub gin and eating trail mix.
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
Some of the clothes were very pretty, unfortunately when I looked through the racks, it was "zero zero two two two four two four four six four eight" all the way. For everything.
Now, maybe I'm not an expert in retail, but if Michelle Obama is mentioning J. Crew all over the fucking place, don't you'd think they'd stock up on sizes that are a bit bigger than "standard trophy wife"?
Dear J. Crew: I walked over to Ann Taylor and dropped $250 on four tops, where they still believe in a size 12. Have a nice recession, guys!
03/18/09
I remember the days when J.Crew was anything but trendy and ridiculously overpriced. What happened? And I haaaaaaaate huge corporation stores like that (except for Banana) because nothing ever fucking fits me right. Not even tee-shirts.
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
Katy Perry just keeps getting worse and worse. The more she tries to exude quirkiness and independence, the more and more she looks like a massive tool.
03/18/09
03/18/09
I can only imagine how awful it is.
She's beyond toolbox, she's a toolshed!
03/18/09
The word "tool" is starting to lose meaning and sound silly, though.
03/18/09
Um, I use a Ziploc or the one I bought at CVS, for $4.95, and it does me just fine.
I can't. For Christ's sake.
03/18/09
03/18/09
bad morning!
03/18/09
03/18/09
My makeup bag, for years, was an Allure bag I snagged for working there. It ruled. I have to give it to minisparks as a travel thingy, and I use the CVS one.
03/18/09
Functionality is a good thing.
03/18/09
03/18/09
Unless she describer her own look as 'attention starved 16 year old with a dated 'retro' Japan fetish'... I'm going with no. She ain't in on the joke.
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
03/18/09
Azzedine Alaïa's 9-month-old St. Bernard puppy and his four cats all sleep together in one big pile.
03/18/09
"Oh look, an adorable scruffy puppy is kissing a runty kitten with huge ears!"
"Hey guys, it's a baby artic seal cuddling with its mom!"
"Oh my! a baby giraffe is learning to walk!"
Doesn't work without the picture, am I right?
03/18/09
03/18/09